Thursday, April 29, 2010
She maekes me do it any ways. :(
An then Mom tells her I has jomped thees sorts of jomps before. A lot.
I do think Trainer Woman will not beleev my Roxie stories any mores.
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
I is lerning about Hot Wahkers. Heer is me, Roxie, on a Hot Wahker.
Trainer Woman Betty says I, Roxie, has a problum with modivation. She thinks that I, Roxie, should use my back mussels, an my reer end, an that I should go onna bit. Well I don't WANNA go onna bit.
Horseonally, I beleev she has too high of expectayshuns.
Jomping fences is fun, tho. An Mom coms out an we do trail riding, an gallops in the Big Feeld, an we taeke walks. I goed for a walk down the road one tiem too, I was suppose to meet lamas but we didn't see anything. What is a lama anyways?
Thursday, April 8, 2010
I, Roxie, must reeport also that I has ackomplished this.
I goed to a veternary man a few days back. This was a veternary man, an not the veternary lady who caem to my horse house an givved me nose goops and skritched my Roxie teef. An I goed into stox, an then I is all, "Mom give me a cookie." So Mom goed an gettded cookies! An I eeted cookies! An I gets a shot with a RELLY BIG NEEDUL but I is all, "hey, I has cookies" an I don't even CARE abowt big needul shots! And then I is SUCH A GOOD GIRL! Hooray!
So heer is the thing. If you throws a Roxie fit evry time you gets a shot, then you get ALL sorts of treets to make you be a good Roxie. An then hoomans figure they should give you Roxie treets all the time to make you be good. So you still gets Roxie shots, but also lots of Roxie treet cookies.
This is a fair trade.