Thursday, September 30, 2010

Mom Duz Nice Things For Me, Roxie. Part 1

Mom spoils me. Lots. With reel nice things.

Of course, I deesurve this. Being a Horse Princess.

Heer is a nice thing, evun tho it meens more works.

Mom's Mat builded me a mownting blok! It is relly tall. This is so Mom may get on an ride me bareback. Trust me, she cannot maeke it on frum the liddle 2-step ones.

Roxie Mownting Bloksie

Mom also FINElee finds me a nice letther Roxie halter. This is so I may safely ride in my trailur.

Please ig-nore my appel foamies.

You can see that this haltur barely fits my big pritty Roxie head an face. This is not MY probblum, this is a HALTUR COMPANY PROBBLUM. >:(
Heer is a note to Haltur Company:
Deer Haltur Company,
Your next "Draft Horse" size haltur shuld fit a draft horse. It shuld also be black as this is mor slimming. However thank you for the nice haltur with the fansy-pants stichhing on it.
Love, R.
Stay tuned for Part 2 of all the nice htings Mom duz.

Monday, September 6, 2010

I has a verry bizzy week and MORE cats too

I, Roxie, has a verry bizzy week.
I goes to the FAIR wich is where peeple go to look at things. An I is a Crime Preventur Horse, in the CAR PARKING PLACES. An I is SO good at this!
Heer is me gettin reddy to be a police horse.

I gets to ware a raydio. This is offishul police stuff. Yup. And it is all "PSSSSHHHHT blah blah blah human words blah blah beeop beep PSSSSSSSHHHHT." And I ignores this cuz it does not say "Hay Roxie, com get grains."
I sees all SORTS of weerd things at teh fair. Mom does not get picsures of some weerd things, like such as the rodeo BULL cows. I sniffded them with my Roxie Nose! I is brave! An I also sniffded the small cows that the cowboy men jomp on an wrassle with. I also sees horses galluping arownd, and I also sees a weerd truck with logs on it.

This truck pikcs up logs an puts them on its back. It is neet! I watchded this prossess.
Oh an ther is also a whoppity thing in the sky, it flaps arownd an it is reel loud. Heer is it beehind me, Roxie. In the sky.

This is no big deel tho, not wen you is Roxie.

I is verry good at this job. I watchded an maede sure no one is a Crime Person who brakes cars. An I makes sure that no one sneeks into a car parking place with out first giving monneys to the parking ladies. I evun helps a man locayte his car which he culd not find! An Mom is all prowd of me, an then I go back to Horse House. :)

A few days later, I goed to a new Horse House. I is gonna lern about trails an water stuff an about being rided in a town. I will go back to former Horse House evenshually.
Heer is me at New Horse House.

An heer is one of my roommate horses. This is Wynn, an her baby. Baby Wynn. Baby Wynn is OK, do not worrie. It looks as tho she gettded runned over by the tire but relly she is just a-sleep.

An there is REAL, NON-SMELLY cats here. Ther is also a bundel of baby kittins. Heer is this bundel:

Mom is going to adopp a kittin. This is the one she lieks.

I is asposed to menshun that ther are 5 more kittins available an you shuld tell Mom if you want one. They is all real frendly an they all has thumbs, whut ever than meens.
Oh. An then I, Roxie, goed in a PARADE! A parade is wher you meet lots of new horse frends who is all dressed the saeme as you. An then you is rided thru a town, an you carrey a flag, an everyone is all like, "Yay Roxie! You is reel big an pritty!" an they take PICSURES of you an they love you!

And then I winned! My new horse frends an me winned a BLOO ribbin for being the best horse thing! YAY Roxie! And also yay horse frends. But mostlee yay Roxie.

So I is gonna go lay down. I has done enuff Roxie things for one week.