Thursday, July 14, 2011
SO I has a Roxie maene.
Or I did, any ways.
Wen it is hot this yeer, I is like "Mom, why duz I need a Roxie maene?" An she says som thing abowt having my bludd inspected? I need a maene to haev my bluud inspected?
Hoomins is so weerd.
But I guess my bludd inspectshun is cancelled. So I gets a Roxie hair cut!
Short hairs is a classic style. But you can only get away with it if you has a GORJESS face. Such as a Roxie face is.
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
My Uncle Scott coms to visit! An I taekes him for a Roxie Ride! Hooray!
He brushes all my Roxie spots an cleens my Roxie foot feets all by his self. An then he puts my saddul on too, an we goes for a ride.
Furst we go arownd in the areena. Uncle Scott is all "Hey Roxie, you is a good horse." an I is all "We shuld go jomp fenses!" an Uncle Scott is all "NOOOOOOO Roxie is a BAD!" but i know he duz not reely mean this.
Then we goes on a trail. Mom rides on my pet horse Luke. She calls him Bad Horse. He is a Bad Horse if he has to go on a trael by his self. But when a Roxie leads teh way, an holds his hoof a-cuz of he is a giant baby, he is Okay Horse.
So i carries Uncle Scott thru a field.
An I carries him thru woods.
And then I carries him on a road!
An then we go back to Horse House an i get Roxie treets. Hooray for Roxie treets!