Thursday, November 8, 2012


It is importent to discover the truth of things, somtimes.

Like wether that good-tasting granola thing Mom is carrying is relly good, or whether it is consealing some D Wormer.

Like wether green appels is better than red appels.

The correckt answer is "Yes" an then you feeds the appels to a Roxie.

Like wether your trailur ride is going to be a fun thing or a show thing or a Mean Vet With Needuls thing.

Like how the peepul around you RELLY feel abowt you.

I has found a way to lern this last one.

Simply stamp your giant Roxie foot onto a soft an crushable human one.  Aim for the toes!  Put all your Roxie weights on it and twist until you feel (or heer!) a POP sound.

You will quickly disscover exactly what som one thinks of you. You will also get a free evaulayshun of your intelligense level and perhaps some speculayshun on the respeckatbility of your parents.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Roxie Speshial Treetment

When you is a Roxie, you is a Speshial Horse an you gets speshial treetments because of this.

Such as massahjes.

And such as body clipper clip jobs.

An then you is branded with proof that Mom loves you.