Tuesday, February 5, 2019


Those of you who has followed my Roxie bloggo for some time will rememmmer that I enjoy looking for air planes.

I likes to watch them fly over.

Some times they flies over kinda close when I is on my favorite Roxie trail becuz of how there is a air port nearby. We will watch them and it is fun.

Any ways I like air planes and hellacoppers.


It turns out there is a flying thing that I do not enjoy.

This would be a man in a lawn chair with a big fann on it, and a parachute.






Friday, January 18, 2019

Bloo Crissmiss stuff

I will tell you all what we gets for Crissmiss. On the condishun that you all do not come over and steel the cool things.

I is Roxie and I is over sharing.


I is all "Mommish. I do not want new tacks becuz that meens more work." And she is all "Hokay but. How about I give you foods and groomy stuff instead and I can dig up old tacks and we can pretend they is new." Which is a good deel.

So i gets this bloo quater sheet which is not new but which I never has to gets to use becuz I grows my own warmth.

And I gets my lether bit put back on my bridle becuz when it is 15 degrees, it is nice to not have to carry a metal rod in ones mouf.

Comfort is key.

And I gets this boss detwangler that takes care of my Roxie Dredlocksies.

And i gets a mondo dump of Crissmiss grain with extra flaxes.

And new peppurmints.

Other dorks get bloo bridles. This just meens more work for those suckers.

Ther is a Fang bridle tag too, in case any one is to make the mistake of thinking she is frendly and nice:


Baby Halo gets a bloo show haltur for this coming season.

Fancy Babbo 

Anyways, that is all that I knows of.

Bloo Crissmiss!

Monday, December 31, 2018

Winter doings

So. As we slide into a new yeer. Here is how all the horses is doing here at my Roxie property which belongs to me.

We shall start with me becuz I is best.

Here is me.

Lookin' mighty fine.

I is going on winter rides rt now because lots of walk is on the re fitness ajenda. Also becuz I has my own large Roxie snowshoes (which is actshully just my big and excellent feets).

Stupid Potato does not know to grow a winter coat and has to wear a Blanket of Shame.

"I'm sorry I cannut fuzz for you." :( Is probly what she says.

She's onna break so her job is to baby sit a Halo.

Halo grows her own boss winter fuzz.

Lookit that perf babbo 💖💕💖

She is being a spastic so Potato is suppose to teach some manners.

She does not lern this shenanigannery from me

Manners being installed

We will see.

Fang is who we talk about last, because I donut like Fang.

She gets to be boarded and rided all the time.

She also grows her own fuzz, but who cares.

I isn't jelous. I is just . . . well. Not jelous. Nope.

Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Go Al

So mommish is a go-al person.

I donut know who is Al or why he should go. But whatev.

So there is go-als for all us horses in the upcoming yeer and this is they as I unnerstand them:

- Lern how to be on a trail becuz she is real nervus
- Lern how to do jomping and may be even on xc which is like a fast trail
- Do some fancy prancy wite pants dressahj at places that is long hauls away

- Lern how to be rided
- Maybe go to local shows and trot in circles

Halo baby:
- Get a show haltur on and lern to do beauty contests
- Go to a baby show wher they inspeck your babygreatness

I guess to lern these things she must also lern to ride in the trailer.

Lastly is me:
- Eventing!
- Wessage!
- Cookie eatin!
- Udder scritches!
- Extra graim!
- Getting told I is the best horse!
- Brushing!

(Ther is mayhaps a small possibility I assist in writing my go als)

Wednesday, November 21, 2018


For some reeson, mommish is all "Hay Roxie. My frend Sara is sad so you need to allow her to ride you at a Horse Show." And i is all "Boss, horse shows is how i demunstrate my greatness." 

And so I do. 

I'm back, baby.

I goes to a sport horse eventer place and I do my skills.

There is dressahje. 

And also there is jomping. Heer is a link that shuld work:

I is kinda all loooky for mommish but she is off on a Potato somewhere so i calls for Potato and Potato is all "AAAHHHHH HEER I AM HALP ME" and wuld keep panickscreaming for me and this is fun so I keep calling just to send her into the horse rafters. And, this works well and is funnie to me. Less funnie to mommish. But who cares. This is my revenge for having to have a babbo.

So now we is even.

Anyways. I is still not in fighting shape and is having a hard time cannering. But Sara rides me excellently and the jomp part is very very small so it is Okay and also there is a bloo ribbon!

Oh and also. Everyone loves me here and is asking about me and telling me i is byootiful and wonderfull. 

Eventer people is so nice! And Sara is happie. So Mommish is happie also.

Sunday, October 21, 2018

Roxie and Frends

So as you all know. My Roxie greatness and agreeable way of being a horse meens that I gets rided a lot by my non-Mom's frends. She is all "Hay Roxie i trust you not to kill my frends OK" and I is all "10-4 I will be good." And then I is good.

So like. As i gets back to work, I host some peoples.

Like Erica the massahje person.

And Sara the other massahje person.

And Caley the trainer woman. Caley rides me at a cross country course and I is all "SWEET LET'S JOMP" but this was just walking around while Caley did Horse Coaching stuff from on me.

Sara does some Roxie jomping tho! But this is a post for a later bloggo.

And I gets all the appels when i is good which, I is always good, so this means tons of appels.

So anyways. I is happie to be in Horse Rotation and getting rided again.

But I still need a name for no-longer-Mom.

Friday, October 5, 2018

The Happyest

You guys. I is the happyest in the world. An let me explain why to you all.

This shuld maybe not be said but. This baby raisin thing is not what I expected.

Halo is cute an stuff but she is real annoying and demanding and I is sad to not relly get to spend Mom time with hoomin Mom. Which also I need to com up with another term for Mom becuz she did not birth me and did not have pain and bludd and resulting udder annoyance an there fore she is not my mom.

I is a mom. And there is most surely some pain and some udder anoyance and some baby jomping on you when you is just trying to graze or do sleepin.

So thus. I is a good sport for a wile (like for all summer) and then I becomes reel tired of this deal so I starts being like “GO AWAY BABY HALO” and biting her wen she is nursing with her stoopid chomp teeth.

But this is not why I is happy.

I is happy becus I asked nolongermom to separate me an dumb baby and she TOTALLY DID THIS FOR ME.

This is great.

WAAH WAHH MOMMA oh wait don't care see ya

Som times I call to see if a Halo is still alive. I do lov a baby even if she is a dummy.

But mostly I do not call. Mostly I goes on adventures with nonmom and she tells me how she missed me an how I is SO GOOD to just go back to areena stuff and trail walking like a good solid lady.

 An mostly Halo does not call her mother either. She has new frends and they are more interesting and that is fine.