Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Go Al

So mommish is a go-al person.

I donut know who is Al or why he should go. But whatev.

So there is go-als for all us horses in the upcoming yeer and this is they as I unnerstand them:

Potato:
- Lern how to be on a trail becuz she is real nervus
- Lern how to do jomping and may be even on xc which is like a fast trail
- Do some fancy prancy wite pants dressahj at places that is long hauls away

Fang:
- Lern how to be rided
- Maybe go to local shows and trot in circles

Halo baby:
- Get a show haltur on and lern to do beauty contests
- Go to a baby show wher they inspeck your babygreatness

I guess to lern these things she must also lern to ride in the trailer.

Lastly is me:
- Eventing!
- Wessage!
- Cookie eatin!
- Udder scritches!
- Extra graim!
- Getting told I is the best horse!
- Brushing!

(Ther is mayhaps a small possibility I assist in writing my go als)



Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Jomping!

For some reeson, mommish is all "Hay Roxie. My frend Sara is sad so you need to allow her to ride you at a Horse Show." And i is all "Boss, horse shows is how i demunstrate my greatness." 

And so I do. 

I'm back, baby.

I goes to a sport horse eventer place and I do my skills.

There is dressahje. 




And also there is jomping. Heer is a link that shuld work:

I is kinda all loooky for mommish but she is off on a Potato somewhere so i calls for Potato and Potato is all "AAAHHHHH HEER I AM HALP ME" and wuld keep panickscreaming for me and this is fun so I keep calling just to send her into the horse rafters. And, this works well and is funnie to me. Less funnie to mommish. But who cares. This is my revenge for having to have a babbo.

So now we is even.

Anyways. I is still not in fighting shape and is having a hard time cannering. But Sara rides me excellently and the jomp part is very very small so it is Okay and also there is a bloo ribbon!


Oh and also. Everyone loves me here and is asking about me and telling me i is byootiful and wonderfull. 

Eventer people is so nice! And Sara is happie. So Mommish is happie also.

Sunday, October 21, 2018

Roxie and Frends

So as you all know. My Roxie greatness and agreeable way of being a horse meens that I gets rided a lot by my non-Mom's frends. She is all "Hay Roxie i trust you not to kill my frends OK" and I is all "10-4 I will be good." And then I is good.

So like. As i gets back to work, I host some peoples.

Like Erica the massahje person.



And Sara the other massahje person.




And Caley the trainer woman. Caley rides me at a cross country course and I is all "SWEET LET'S JOMP" but this was just walking around while Caley did Horse Coaching stuff from on me.





Sara does some Roxie jomping tho! But this is a post for a later bloggo.

And I gets all the appels when i is good which, I is always good, so this means tons of appels.

So anyways. I is happie to be in Horse Rotation and getting rided again.

But I still need a name for no-longer-Mom.

Friday, October 5, 2018

The Happyest


You guys. I is the happyest in the world. An let me explain why to you all.

This shuld maybe not be said but. This baby raisin thing is not what I expected.

Halo is cute an stuff but she is real annoying and demanding and I is sad to not relly get to spend Mom time with hoomin Mom. Which also I need to com up with another term for Mom becuz she did not birth me and did not have pain and bludd and resulting udder annoyance an there fore she is not my mom.

I is a mom. And there is most surely some pain and some udder anoyance and some baby jomping on you when you is just trying to graze or do sleepin.

So thus. I is a good sport for a wile (like for all summer) and then I becomes reel tired of this deal so I starts being like “GO AWAY BABY HALO” and biting her wen she is nursing with her stoopid chomp teeth.

But this is not why I is happy.

I is happy becus I asked nolongermom to separate me an dumb baby and she TOTALLY DID THIS FOR ME.

This is great.

WAAH WAHH MOMMA oh wait don't care see ya

Som times I call to see if a Halo is still alive. I do lov a baby even if she is a dummy.

But mostly I do not call. Mostly I goes on adventures with nonmom and she tells me how she missed me an how I is SO GOOD to just go back to areena stuff and trail walking like a good solid lady.






 An mostly Halo does not call her mother either. She has new frends and they are more interesting and that is fine.


WHO NEEDS MOM WEN I HAVE FRENDS AND HAYS

Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Update!

I suspose you all wants a update on a Halo baby.

Well she started out small.


And then she embiggened.

And then she starts to losing her fuzz.

She hogs all the hoomin scricthes which is annoying
There is a lovely straw berrie baby under this fuzz!

Also she looks just like me.


That is all for now.

Sunday, May 20, 2018

So heer is the tale

The Tale of Makin A Babbo

By: Roxie

So. Backstory is boring but i will do some. I is a pritty horse and i is pergenat.

There.

Now. Wen last we left off. I is pregent and gettin big. Like even bigger than usual. And babbo is squirming. This is all normal. You wants a babby, you has to put up with some sliding around and kicking in your insides.

Eating for two amirite?
I mostly spends my time moping and hating Fang.

Moping

Hating Fang

Moping

But then. My udder starts to get SOBIG. And it's all big and sore and mom tries to itch it an this is nice of her. It is like that for two exact weeks and then.

I'm sorry hoomains. I has to say it. Hide your hooman babies or something or donit let them read this.

It starts LEAKING.

I mean. Gross.

It leaks for a day an a half and the leak gets more and it gets kinda white and so Mom is all "Hay Roxie i be out in the barn with you tonight K" and I is like "whatever mom goodnight zzzZzzzzZzzzzZ" cuz I kinda don't believe her.

But then real late at night. Things start to hurt in my bellie like I is DYING. And then there is a splash. An some pushing. And Mom comes and puts on my haltur like that is gonna make it better. And then she puts a tube in my mouf and feeds me gross medisine like that is going to help except that it kinda did a little but that's not importent. So i continues to die. It is terble you guys. Finally I is like "GOODBYE WORLD I'M SORRY THERE IS STILL SOME GRASSES LEFT UNEATED" and i goes down on the ground to die.

Wile I is down there I think "Hay maybe I can save my own life if I can just poo" so i do that. I poo SO HARD. And this giant poo comes out. But it is unlike regular poo because it is MOVING. And I look back and it has a FACE. It's like "hi momma" and I is all "WHUT" and I looks some more an then I is like "Oh my horse gods. You are a babby. YOU ARE MY ROXIE BABY."

So i mean. Things still hurt an i is tired so i rests for a couple min an then jump up becuz I is a tough lady and also becuz babbo is trying to stand up wile not quite all the way out of me. And babby squirms around and wiggles and swims and gets up and falls down and gets up some more and is all wobblebaby and I is all talking to her and being like "good work little facepoop" becuz I is a good momma. And then she wobbles around and puts everything in her mouf including my leaky udderbits and then everything is right in the world pretty much.







If you need me for the next few months. I will be busy touching my Halo baby.

Saturday, May 19, 2018

Oh also

Lest you all worry about me. I shuld mention the vet does come to make sure we is all good.


I allows her to touch my baby. And we is all good.