Monday, June 6, 2016


I is also going around an doing more stuff lately.

Mom hauls me to lessins, and to traels, and to cows.

She says I get to start jomping again soon as well! Yay Roxie!

Thursday, June 2, 2016

More compatition but it is a show this time

I did a Roxie show!

The nice thing about this sort of compatition is that I is not compeeting with a teeny red baby. She has to get braided and do Wite Pants Dressahj.

Roxies do not deel with this nonsense. I gets to look spiff in my wessturn stuff, since it is wessage.

As squar as I gets.

At leest I gets pine needles after.

And, because of bloo ribbin. I also gets grains! I suspeckt I may have been given grains anyway for being such a good forward Roxie.

Oh an this happens. Mom is all "offense?" but I is like "whateverrrrrrrrrrrr."

I gets a relly good score so I is all "Hooray!" and I seriosly hope Mom does not make me go up a notch and do more harder works as a result.

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Life is Compatition

All life is compatition.

Like you must compeet for foods and grasses and graim and snuggles from Mom. Espeshully when a teeny pony tries to take all these things first.

Like now. Pony and Mom is hangin out. I has to come over to see if there is treets.


There does not appeer to be treets.

I must be the BOSS MARE anyway! 

Potato is not super impressed with this display. An i knows I get yelled at for pretend-kicking at her. So there is that. 

It is hard to always compeet for stuff. 

Sunday, March 20, 2016

I is Trael Guide

So wen you is Roxie. Your bigness and stedyness means that you get given Importent Jobs. Like you will carry some one who has never relly been on a horse befor, because you is Roxie and you is big and trusty.

Heer is me carrying Mom's bruther from a wile back:

Or liek you will be the Pony Horse bc you are a leader:

It is good to be trusty.

So becuz of this. I is Sweet Potato's leader horse on her first trail expedishun. We just goes down the rode, but she is all looky and boogle eyed at all the peeple and cars and sheeps and other horses and mail boxes and dogs and powerbox things and culvurts and that one guy who was shooting a gun, so it is good for me to be there.

Especially when this shaggy monnster-thing comes gallumphing over. Mom hadn't got on yet, which was good becuz Potater was all Whirlsnort Hightail.

But she did good! Becuz I is Roxie an I is a good example.

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Oh and also

And also. Sweet Potater and I gets to come back to Mom's house.

It is a stormie day so the sky does Cool Stuff.

Potato goes all Crayzee Legs:

We settels down evenshually tho.

Tuesday, March 8, 2016


So wen i last lefft you all. Potatoe an I was pony partying at the Nice Place with the Indoor Areena.

Well that carried on for a bit, exsept for the part were my back was all owwie.

I may or may not haev done some thing in the passture. I know what it is, but I is not gonna tell.

Therfore, you may only know that my back was sore this wintur.

Wher my pelvis hooks on, was all ouchie an swole up.

So anyways. Mom does a suitable Mom Freekout an calls all the massahje and kiroprakter people.

They plays with me a little but no dice on betterment. So then Mom calls a vet lady.

I do not like vets, even if they is Lady Vets. Vets all act like they want to be your frend but deep down you KNOW they is gonna ram strangle juice into your poor Roxie nose. ~>:(

This one did not do that. Insted she goes over my back and leg with a lazur thingy.  

This lazur thing makes me all warm and flowy in my sticky spots! And then i is all better for reals! Like over night. It is crayzee.

So then I feels good exsept then Mom is all "Back to work Roxieeeee" and I say nuts to that. Except that work right now is just walking arownd so it is not so bad.

Sunday, January 17, 2016

Late Crissmiss update!

So I am slow in telling you abowt Crissmiss.

Roxies is slow. You all should know this by now.

Any ways.

Sweet Potatoe Pony and I is spending the wintur at a place with a big indoor areena.

Potato is getting her tiny butt worked off.

Butt she also gets play things, and she gets massahjed, so this is fine.

I, Roxie, gets to get rode also. But beecuz I'm in my winter hairs, I donut do too much work.

It is nice to get to come in from the cold, seriosly. 

Also there is so many baby ponies here to watch! 

But anyways. Crissmiss. Crissmiss was grate becus I got my two favorite things: 1) grain foods, and 2) not having to do work.

Mine is the Big One

Sweet Po gets grain foods too, and a new bloo haltur.

So anyways. That is Crissmiss!