D Wormer

So Mom came out and rided me on Saturday. I gots to wear my loffly pink saddle pad. :-) It goes nice with my bay roan hairs. I is very good to ride and i is especially good for Mom. It snowded again and the snow was slidey on the roof like usual and I ignored it! It is nothin' like when someone shoots a gun off of you so it is not so much a big deal.
Afferwards i got brushded and this is nice too. My longish hairs is fallin' out and I is itchy kinda.
When i was gettin' brushded and gettin' my roach haircut (flash box pictures soon, i is promisin') a lady coms up and sez "Oh, he is nice! What breed is he?" He?!? HE??!??! I is NOT a He. Mom sure don't think so either cuz it took her a secund to figure what the lady wuz talkin' about.
I mean, come on. I is ROXIE. Roxie is a girl's name. Cuz Roxie is a girl. A great big girl.
So Mom kept brushin' on me and she wuz brushin' my sholder and I reached aroun and found somthin' in her pocket and i grabbed it and nibbled it. Mom laughed and tookded it frum me and then gave it back to me in my mouf and then my mouf tastded bad BAD bad and i wuz like, "O no, it's D Wormer." I fergot about D Wormer. It is bitter and not good to eat and it looks like bird doots. Add to the list of things I, Roxie, dislikes: D Wormer.
And then the lady who thought i is a boy horse laughed at me. Hhhmph. Shudda stepped on her or somthin'. You gotta gets their respect. With yr foot.
See if I is good for Mom next times she rides!
Altho i did gets grain foods and a haircut so mebbe I will be nice.

Mom is Missin

I dunno whut "work" is but seems like i hear that a lot when Mom apologizez for not comin' out to see me, Roxie, and Roommate Horse.

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Mownted shooting is whers they SHOOT GUNS OFF OF MY BACK!!! And there is no foods 'til the end when you git back in the trailur. But Mom sez i did good and i guess it isnt too bad. Som of the horses there dont even notice they is being shooted off of. Weird. Must be def horses.
Mom sez we wil go again but i dunno. Seems like i coulda been eating all that whole time. I wud rather eat.

Foot foot foot foot - i has four feets

I is visited by Horse Shoe Man today. Not so bad as is usual cuz i di'int get shoos. I getted trimmed. My big byootiful feets wuz raggedy and kinda wingin' out and kinda pointy like Perchey feet sorta tend ta get. And I, Roxie, is goin' out in publick this weekend so no more raggedy foot feets. Whut is 'mownted shooting' anyways? Oh well, I is going to find out on Saturday. Mebbe there is treats and foods and stuffs.
I did not stand good for Horse Shoe Man. I leaned all over and pretenned like my foots kept falling off the Foot Holder when reelly i wuz bein sneaky. An i stuck my byootiful nose in the shiny flash box too. Heh. I don' know whut the shiny flash box is all about but Mom likes to flash it at me.
And the horse in the stall next to my head wuz pitchin' a big fit too. Don' know whut her deel wuz. Mom said she iz a Sad-Dull-Bred but she is not sad or dull. Mor like hoppy and reary and mean-o. Probly just jealous of me, Roxie, and all the attention i's getting from Horse Shoe Man.

Happy!

I waz munchin' breakfast and i never herd Mom's car an then she sneeked up an gave foods to me and Roommate Horse! Happy! She said somethin bout a 'bord chek' whatever that is but is nice that i got foods. Yum.

Dangit snow

Is snowin again here. Snows is lousy. Snows bring cold and snows makes me and Roommate Horse hard to get to. NOTHIN should make it hard for Hay Lady to get to me, Roxie. grrr.

Mom took pictures last time it snowded. I is the pretty one--I is on the right. Roommate Horse is on the left. She bites.

Welcome me to the Interweb

Hi! I is ROXIE. I is new to the Interweb. I is also excited to tell you 'bout my misadventures with my mom.
OK, not really. I is a draft and we don't too much get excited. Unless the snow is slidey on the roof. Then we jump around a little.
Welcome, me!