Hangin with Selebrities

So I, Roxie, goed an did gameing. And ther was a SELEBRITY there, an i meetded him!
This is Idaho Gem. He is a mule.

He is liek a pritty famous mule tho. He coms from a Universe-City, wher they MAEDE him in a room insted of him being maede by a girl horse like is normal. He is the first EVER that was maede. An he has a brother naemed Idaho Star who is the EXACT SAEME as him.
An he is a RAECING mule! I did not know mules culd raece. But this one duz, an so duz his brother who is exactly the same.
I don't relly get how you maeke a mule but the Universe people must be on top of that.
Heer is a article abowt when Gem was birthed, and heer is his Wikipedia entry.

Pritty cool!
What is evun more cooler is that I, Roxie, beeted him at pole bending. :) We wuz both just trotting but i trot more bigger.
I beat a raecing mule at a speed thing! Go Roxie!

Best Horse, Part TOO of Too

Mom goed for a ride on Roommate Horse a cuple days back. This is aftur she (Mom) telled me, Roxie, that Roommate Horse hadda get a very expensive neck needle shot to stop acting so old an meen.
Well i gess the neck needle shot workded too good cuz Roommate Horse does jigging and prancing an spinning an being a Mean JERK horse to Mom for like ten hole MILES!!
So Roommate Horse an mom are kinda not speeking.
An then they com bakc from the ride an Mom gets me, Roxie, out an we has a lessin with Trainer Woman. An I is a Perfict Roxie an Mom is all like, "I LUV you Roxie, you is flawless" and I is like, "Yeah I know."
So anyways, if you reeders need further proofs. Heer is dumb ol' Roommate Horse after the ride wher she is a meen jerk:



Bleh.

And heer is me, Beeutiful Roxie:


Look, I is evun givin you a purple clover.

Best Horse, Part One of Too

I, Roxie, is the Best Horse. This is oftin menshunned by me but heer is proofs:


I has the biggest and most comfortubble bakc EVER. All the birds in the Big Field can not be wrong.

Itchieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

I, Roxie, has Itchy Spots. Most horses has itchy spots but I, Roxie, is bettur than most horses so I has more itchy spots. Here is som of my Itchy Roxie Spots:

1) Insides my Roxie eers. Oooh, yep. That is a good one. I will stick my Roxie ear out side ways and push my whole head at you so you may itch in there better. Yep.

2) the unner-side of my Roxie neck. yeeeah, I likes that spot too. Get it with the currie brush, I likes that best.

3) That spot on my Roxie belly that the flies liek to nibble on. That is iiiiiitchy! Mom puts the bug goop on ther an it feels SO GOOD wen she does that.

4) In facts, just go ahed and scratch my whole Roxie Belly. Yep, this too feels gooooood. Yep yep yep.

5) Insides my back legs/Roxie udder. THIS. IS. MY. VE.RY. VE.RY. VE.RY. VE.RY. FAV. O. RIT. SPOT. AND. I. CAN. NOT. STOP. FLAPP. IN. MY. LIPS. WHEN. YOU. ITCH. THER. OH. YEP. RITE. THER. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP.

Are you done? If so, you shuld give me a peppurmint. Or some grain foods.

That is how you maeke a Happy Roxie.