I thot I culd get away with it.
I, Roxie, wuz hopin' that becuz Mom is SOOOOOOO bizzy lately, that she would not com and figure owt whut had happined. And then I wuld not haev to be to embaressed.
Mom certinly noticed that my Roxie foreloxie had a funnie smell to it.
She did not laff, wich was nice. She did sugjest that, inna future, I deturmine whut is a cat an whut is a not-cat. An that I not put my Roxie nose on things that are not-cats.
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