Well this is some garbidge times 2

So. Maybe this is common nollidge to every one but me. But did you know it is possible to have TWO bits in your Roxie mouth at the same time?

No.

And let me tell you. It's kinda clangly but all well an good. Until you is trotting around and is all "I'm gonna stretch my Roxie face down now okay mom" and she is like "no you arent" but you go to do it anyway because your big nog is unstoppable. And then the second bit is like "ha ha hello i'm a curb chain" and you is all "AW DANG" and you have to get your face up off the ground.

It is some serios bull jive.

WHY ARE WE EVEN RIDING ME IT IS GONNA SCRAMBLE UP MY PRECIOS BAYBEE

Fie on that bridle any way.

Vet check

Oh heer was a thing.

Remmemer last summer when I was all like "WELP IM GONNA DIE NOW GOODBYE WORLD" and we had to give me tons of medisine?

Mom is all "Let's do bludd stealing so to check on your Roxie stuff and make sure you is living."

So i has to go to the vet.

AND THEY STEELS MAH DANG BLUDD WITH POKING.

SADDEST ROXIE FACE PLEEZ BE NICE TO PERGRET ROXIE

It turns out that my bluud stuff is fine. So this is a big waste of a trailer ride and of my bludd.

But it's cool cuz. Revenge happuns.

I leave a big ol lake in the parking lot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha take that mean stabber peopel.

So. All is well.

Heer is some trael scenes

So my Roxie bigness dose not actually prevent me from trael walkings and some troddings.



That's pritty much how I spent my summer vacayshun.







I is even entrusted with Mom's Matt!





So in conclushun. I is the best trael horse. But I sort of feel like you all know this already.