Baby Potato is a fast learner

So Mom and I is riding around the other day. Workin on square halting.

I haete square halting.

But anyways. This rando dog comes over to visit. He is a distracktion! So i is all "HOORAY!"

He seems frendly but Mom is all "doooh I donut like stray dogs." And then he comes into our areena work space. And he goes behind my Roxie greatness. I donut think he wanted to chase me but dogs behind me is a big no-no, that is Mom's orders.

So we turns and goes to chaesing him! Like he is a tiny cow. and he runs away becuz of course he does.

And he runs into the pen where Potato and old Roommate Horse is. Potato was watching me do chasing, and she is all "that looks liek a fun game."

So Potato goes to chasing, but she is much more serios about this.

It were amaezing, That baby has never even pinned a ear at anyone. She is so kind. But not to dogs!

That dog was all "OH NOES" and "RUNNDING" and it were so funnie. Mom an I stood there and did laffing.

The dog had a hard time figgering out how to get back home becuz he kept going back in there pen and Potato kept making stomple attempts.

Evenshually he got away. But mom is all "I is SO PROWD of you, Potato! Good baby!"

The end.

Foot-shoes

It is Roxie foot trimmin time!

I mean. This happens all the time. But this time, Roommate Horse gets shoes.

She relly wanted to leave the nail pokers out. But the shoe man said "no dice."

I, Roxie, provided helpful assistence to the shoe man. Heer is what this looks like:

I stood here and does snorting to warn him of fire. I donut know who else wuld have warned him of this.

Fire is kinda a big deel. But he seemed non-perrturbed.

"SNOOOOOOOOOOOORT." --Roxie 

Hole

Mom and i is riding around minding our own Roxie bizness the other day and then I steps in a spot that looks OK but the grownd collapses and I end up in a hole. A BIG hole.

Terble, right???

I almost falls down!

I lurched out of the hole with mah front leg, but then mah back leg goes in. :(

I lurches my back leg out too, but I steps on my front leg trying to stay uprite an save Mom. which I do, becuz I is Roxie.

Anyways. I is OK. But I got grass stains all up mah legs, and Mom got all shook up.

So she rubs me an hugs me and says she is sorrie and she gives me grain and carrots and tells me "thank you" and stuff. 

And then she goes an beets that hole to death. Like, relly, a lot.

Donut mess with Roxie! Or Mom will pick ax you.

Barn cat!

I, Roxie, loves cats.

They is so soft an nuzzley.

Ther is this one place where we go. There is a cat and the cat is SOOPER FRENDLY.

He will rub mah Roxie legs an stuff. 

An he will gaze at me an be all "I LOVE YOU ROXIE"

Mom picks him up an lets me snuffle on him. Cats is SO SOFT on my Roxie face.

Anyways. That is all. 

More mownted shooting

So. Som long time reeders may have noticed that ther has been a long time since mownted shooting.

This is do to a failing of Mom to have proper eqwipment.

In order to do shooting. You must haev two guns, and a fancie belt to hold em on your hooman body.

Mom has only had one gun, and no belt. For, like, forever. Thees things cost munnys, and munny is better spent on goods and treets for my Roxie mouf.

But now there is two proper guns, liek picsured:

And a belt is in progress.

And Mom is all "Hay Roxie, you gets to reemember how to ware ear plugs" which is no good becuz of I seriosly hate my ear plugs. >:(

And mom is also reefreshing me on my one-handed steering. With neck rains.

But any ways. Shooting may be happening more oftun.

That is all.

Lunge-ing

This is prepossterus.

Roxies do NUT need to lunge. Roxies is good and we will not do more bucking any more. Even if the possibility is there becuz we do have a giant new back sinch thingy.

Fooey on all this.

Baby Horse's reel name

Mom named the baby horse Sweet Potayto. I think becuz she is orange an kinda long.

Yeah, I sees it.