Sunday, June 21, 2009

I is a Grate Big Byootiful Success

yes I is. I, Roxie, goed to an other show. This is my third show evur in my Roxie life. This is a scooling show, where you lern abowt how to be a show horse an stuff. Ther is a judge, she is a nice laydee in a cowboy hat an she tells you things to werk on. So heer is a Flash Box picsure of me at the scooling show, tied to my NEW trailur:

I will write mor abowt my New Trailur later.
This show is SOOOOOOOO neet! We parked in a big alflalfla field an I is allowd to EET alflalfla! But not too much cuz Mom worrys about my Roxie stummick. Mostly the thing I lerned abowt showing is that you are tied to the trailur, an maybe for a littl bit you get a bridle on, an you go do sumthing, an then you com back to your Roxie trailur an you eet foods and get peppurmints and EVRYONE comes up to you an tells you they love you an you are so pritty an you are the best horse!!! Som times you get a bridle AND a saddul on an you go do something else, but theese things is SO easy and it is all No Big Deel an people keep coming to you an telling you you is SO pritty an nice! Heer is a picsure of me, Roxie, at my trailur. I is foamie frum a peppermint, I ashure you that I, Roxie, do not has raybees.

I does all thees things. I goed in a areena an trotted arownd in my bridle with Mom leeding me. An i goed thru a trail corse with a scarey bridge an a mailbox, ooh an ther was Smartie candies in the mailbox an I getted to EET them! Hooray! An in som classes I got rided, an I goed in a big areena with other horses an we trotted an cannered arownd together, an then i get ribbins! Oh an I getded a ribbin for the trael class too. OH an I almost forgetted, ther was too classes wher I goed in the areena all by my Roxie self, an we trotted an cannered an did circles an a "free walk," whut ever that is, an I is like, "I is Roxie! This is EESY!" an I did all the things Mom asked. Except for one tiem she was like "right leed!" an I'm like, "left leed!" an so I hadda try agin, but then I did right leed an I was Such A Good Girl. An after that I goed to the new trailer an I eeted more alflalfla an peppermints, an then they said my sort-of name an I, Roxie, getted a Red Ribbin an a Bloo Ribbin! Woot! Evryone clapped for me, Roxie, an came an petted me! I is Such A Good Girl! Heer is me with my ribbins. The too big ribbins is for the classes wher I wuz by my Roxie self. I think it is dresahzj?

Ther is a nice man at this show an he took lots of picsures so I will have reel good picsures of me, Roxie, to post soon.
For now, heer is a picsure of me an Mom an Meegan an her horse Jassper. Jassper is the only horse at this show who is meen to me, well him an a little buk-skin mare too, they both maede pinned eers an made Snake Eyes at me, Roxie. All the other horses luvved on me an telld me I is pritty.

Meegan an Jassper is both reel skinnie, I think it is funnie how horses look liek their people som times. Meegan has a blog too, you should go reed it. Jassper getted ribbins too, he is real pritty for a skinnie TB boy horse, evun if he IS meen to me, Roxie.
So anyways. I is a Show Horse now, Mom sez! Hoorays! An if that meens more peppurmints, then I gess I, Roxie, is a Show Horse.

9 comments:

c2b said...

Wow well done Roxie. I miss not going to shows.
My human says we are alike. Both short, fat and with hairy legs. I have the best hairy legs ever. Humans are rubbish.

My name is Roxie said...

My Mom humin has a grate big round buttocksie, just like my Roxie buttocksie. Yup.

LeopardAppy said...

Great job Roxie, that is so nice of you to win beautiful ribbons for your human. They love it when you do that. I am glad you were rewarded with peppermints and petting for all your hard work. I look forward to seeing more pictures of this show.

Albigears said...

Oh noes! Look how tiny Jasper's head looks! Look how tiny everything looks!

That snarky look he made was pretty funny. He's perpetually looking out for someone he MIGHT be able to be the boss of. Why he chose a horse twice his size (and a mare at that) to make a face at shows his inflated self-esteem.

Maybe he's just jealous that Roxie got ribbons and the judge told me she was "pulling for me" just to make it through the entire Intro dressage test.

Jenn said...

Great Job!!

Ellie Mae Today said...

Go Roxie! Your Mom must be sooooo proud of you. You do look gorgeous, and we all loved reading your news and reflections of the show.

cdncowgirl said...

Congrats on your ribbons, peppermints and new trailer!
Are you going to tell us what your sort-of name is?

Janet Roper said...

Good job, Roxie! You had a big day. Can't wait to hear more about your new trailer.
Harmony,
Janet & Shiloh

Cactus Jack Splash said...

That is grand Roxie! You deserve extra peppermints