So. It is Vedderan's Day. This is a day where you be nice to all the persons an horses who go to war an fight. They fight so I can eat treets an live in a big dry stall. I, Roxie, apreshiate this.
I must tell you all that Mom's brother Scott who is a Vedderan came to visit, and he RIDED me! Ther is no picsures cuz Mom is dum somtimes. But I ashure you that I is a good Roxie for Scott. Except that Mom tied me up to put on my saddul an I was lieke, I don' wanna be tied up, so I setted back an tryed to break loose! It is so fun! Except when it dosn't work. It totallee dosn't work. :(
And then Mom gets FURRIOS, like I haeve never seen, an I gettded smacked! An then Mom untied me an I hadda lunge arownd her in little sircles, and then I hadda back up and up and up and up and up and up and up!!! I gettded in HUUUGE trubble! Mom sed I is a spoiled brat! I is like, "I'm sorry Mom, just give me treets!" and she is all "RAAAAARRR, NO, YOU IS BAD ROXIE! KEEP BACKIN UP!" So I did.
So I is a perfict Roxie after this.
An Scott rided me an I is perfect for this too. It is the leest I can do for a Vedderan.
An then he feeded me carrots! Hooray!
So I, Roxie, DID get treets eventshually.