I culd not go out in it any mores. So I, Roxie, lives out in a Roxie paddocksie for the moment.
Snows is mostlee gone now.
BUT, wen we has snows, Mom taekes my blankit off an I PLAYS in it!
Look:
I lays in it an ROLLS.
Then I gets up an I RUNS!
Then I is all "I'm done runnding. Now gimme treets."
Then I snuffles in the snows and looks for my OWN treets.
Then I finds old grasses, an I win.
The End.
I had mud-siccles on my Roxie fethers too. But Mom wuld not take a picsure of these.
It is TWELV digrees heer. An verry windy. But do not worrie, I has a heeted green bukkit an a nice black Roxie fashun coat with greens on it. SO I, Roxie, matches the barn, an the fense, an the bukkit.
This is whut fashun is all abowt.
I is landin! 
The back rael of this fence ^^ is NOCKED DOWN BY SOM PERSON’s BUTT IN THE SADDUL. >:(
Then I goes an rests for a while, an then I goes an jomps the saeme fences.
Yeah.
Mom is not laying on my Roxie neck. At leest, not as bad as it looks heer.
I is Best Roxie.
Then we rests more. Then ther is a Flat Class wher I is a pritty Roxie.
Mom taekes us in with a loose gurth. >:\ Lookit.
Fine. But onna bit is stupid.
I will only be onna bit an Roxie flexy so as to impress the Honney Bucket thing.
Trotting!
Ha ha. No longer onna bit! Hi, Honney thing!
ANGRY CANNER!
I is onna bit some more. I *is* pritty when this happuns.
Oops. Photo proofs that I can be uphill at a Roxie canner. This is bad news an will meen more works for me.
I looks like is a Tromple Horse but relly I is not going to stomp on this laydee.
Heer is Mom being all “LOLwhut” cuz the class peeple called for a change an Mom didn’t heer it cuz of no lowd speekers. She is seeing whut other persins is doing. One persin halted, one persin walked, one persin circulled at a trot. So, huh.
Circling! I had a Sweet Ish on my Roxie tail this yeer. See?
Also, um, Mom. Your stirops is still totalee jumping length.
More canner!
Walking!
Then ther is Line Up.
Mom loves me. :)
Heer is us, hangin out in Line Up.
Us som more.
Mom is all givin me loves. Cuz I is a Best Roxie horse.
I gets all the pets too.
Heer is Mom givin I Love You spanks to my Roxie Buttocksie.
Heer is proof that Mom is a nice Mom. She duz not make my Roxie pink nose band all tite. See?
There is no Roxie ribbin for this Flat Class. There is ovviously some mistaeke. Maybe the show peeples forgets to order one.
Oh wells. Heer is me back by my trailur with my Roxie cooler on.
Mom is all “who is a best Roxie” an then poking me. So, it is me. Duh.
Then we gets in the trailer an goes for a ways an then gets out where Jassper lives!
Heer is me hangin out with Jassper’s brother Alexandre. He is a big pritty horse with a big long foreloxie just like mine.
Mom gets my saddul back on. But no bridle. Just my lether Roxie halter an green Roxie reins.
Heer is us!
We goes an opens a gate. Then we watches Jassper run arownd in there like a wild TB man.
See here he goes.
He’s all “WHEEEEEE!!!!!”
Meegan is all “uuuuuhhhhhh JASSPER IS A WEERD HORSE!”
Then Jassper an I goes on a trail ride together! This is a fun thing.
Jassper lives in a nice place.
Heer is us going thru grasses to get to a Creek.
I eets som of these grasses.
Then we goed up a hill an looked back down at the Creek!
Ther is a hole bunch of deers down ther.
Then we goes thru a place wher all thees small birds is all “EXPLODE!” an “FLY FLY FLY CHIRP FLY!” Jassper explodes too, but he goes in a big bunch of direckshuns all at once an ends up not relly going any wher. I do not care abowt birds becuz hay, they ride me sometimes.
Oh! An we also sees BIG birds. Turkee birds. They runs away, tho.
Then we gets to a fense an Meegan is all “Jassper go thataway” an she points an he DOES it! Good Jassper!
Then ther is a TRAIL CORSE at Jassper’s house!
We goes an walks thru TIRES, an over a TARP, an onna MATTRISS, an a BRIDGE, an thru this whappy thing! Look!
Heer is Jassper comin thru the whappy thing.
Then I goes in my trailur again, an I goes back to my Roxie Horse House.
Today is relly fun. :) And also, I is the Best Roxie.
