Tuesday, January 19, 2010

*SNOOOOOORT*

So. Gosh. Wow. I fergot about somthing. I fergot that there is a Outside, and I, Roxie, can get rided out there!
Here is the thing. Normaly since this is winnter, Mom does not show up wen it is light. She comes in on some mornings before Roxie brekkest and she cleans all of the stalls, inclooding my Roxie stall which is the best of all the stalls in the Horse House. Or she comes at night after Roxie dinner, an that is wen she rides me in the areena. I LIKES the areena! It is safe an fun an lately there has been jomps in there too. Jomps is fun, exspecially when you wack them with your Roxie feet an they fall! Hooray!
But anyways. Well. Yesserday Mom comes BEFORE Roxie dinner! An it is light Outside, an she is all "Roxie we is goin down the road." Now, I is not a fan of goin down the road. It is SO SCAREY! It has always been scarey. I HAETE goin away from my Horse House! An I try to turn around like a millyun times but Mom will not permit this. It has always been this way. I think one day she will just give up an let me go home, and I will never know if this is so unless I, Roxie, is persistint.
So anyways. We is goin around the driveway, an this is fine, cept there is stuff that must be SNOOOOOOORTed at. Liek those pallat things. Those has always been there, but I must threttin them an maeke them stand still. So I SNOOOOOORTs at them! Hooray! Oh, an then there is those big bolder-rocks. The ones wich surround the lawn-grass. Mom uses those as mownting blocks. They must ALSO be SNOOOOOORTed at! Yep! Then we goes around the drive-way some more times, an then Mom is all, "Roxie, go onto the road." An I is pointed that way, and then I sees a MONSTER!!! It is SO SO SO SO SO SCAREY! I KNEW there was a MONSTER there! So I spins an I BOLTS, as fast as I can!!!
(Mom in: I can walk faster than a Roxie bolt)
An I CLAMBERS over the bolder rocks, an I FLY across the lawn-grass!
(Mom in again: We went about 10 feet and halted)
An then I desides to be a BRAEV Roxie! An I TURNS to face the scarey monster!

An this is so weerd.

It is gone!

I seed a little girl walking a little Jack Rustle dog. But no MONSTER?! So I looked and looked and looked, cuz I thot maybe it was behind her. But there was no Monster anymore! Isnt that weerd? I, Roxie, did not know that Monsters culd do that. This maekes them evun more scarier.
So we eventshually goed down the road. There is MORE SCAREY STUFF! Like a water puddle! An a shiny pipe! An a Reel Estayte sign! I SNOOOOOOORTs at all these things! Mom does not seem to mind so much. Altho she maekes me do liek a HUNDRID circles, an leg yeelds, an bends. I does this for EVER. But I is a Good Roxie! An I did get to go back to Horse House. So this is cool. An then it is Roxie dinner time, which is evun more cool.

7 comments:

Cactus Jack Splash said...

Good going down the road Roxie. I agree with you, things have to be snorted at so they know we are bigger and braver than they are.

eventer79 said...

Eeehheeeheheee, Roxie, you always make me laugh!

Funder said...

LOL. Roxie, you remind me of Poppy SO much. He would get excited and buck about 4" off the ground. It takes a lot of effort to act a fool, and you're just conserving energy, right? ;)

Andrea said...

Roxie you crack me up every time!

c2b said...

What humans don't seem to understand is that we are keeping THEM safe as well by getting them away from the monsters. Running away really fast works. It's for their benefit as well.
It's fun to snort and run away at stuff you know is safe. Keeps the humans attention like you wount' believe.

Christine said...

I hadn't laughed all day, until I came across your blog. So I'm sending a BIG 'Thank You!'
I'll be looking forward to more! :)

My name is Roxie said...

I do NOT unnerstand what is so funnie >:(