Of course, I deesurve this. Being a Horse Princess.
Heer is a nice thing, evun tho it meens more works.
Mom's Mat builded me a mownting blok! It is relly tall. This is so Mom may get on an ride me bareback. Trust me, she cannot maeke it on frum the liddle 2-step ones.
Mom also FINElee finds me a nice letther Roxie halter. This is so I may safely ride in my trailur.
Please ig-nore my appel foamies.
You can see that this haltur barely fits my big pritty Roxie head an face. This is not MY probblum, this is a HALTUR COMPANY PROBBLUM. >:(
Heer is a note to Haltur Company:
Deer Haltur Company,
Your next "Draft Horse" size haltur shuld fit a draft horse. It shuld also be black as this is mor slimming. However thank you for the nice haltur with the fansy-pants stichhing on it.
Stay tuned for Part 2 of all the nice htings Mom duz.