Mom coms to my Horse House. It is pritty early inna morning and I has just finished a Roxie Roll.
This is a Roxie Spa Treetmint but Mom is like "OMG BAD" an puts me in a Roxie trailur anyway even though it is RAINING.
We goes for a little bit an then coms out at a Deep Creek place again. It is still raining.
This Deep Creek place is no big deel when I goes before but this time it is SO EXCITING.
There is horses an trailurs EVERYWHERE! In the RAIN!
I is all LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOKLOOKLOOKLOOK AT ALL THE THINGS THAT IS NOT MOM.
Mom is like "grrrr, Roxies must go onna lunge line."
So I does! I goes an lunges. In the rain.
And I is all LOOKLOOKBUCKLOOKBOUNCELOOKLOOKYELLHOLLERLOOKWHEEROXIEEEEEEEEEEWHOOPS*THUD* an I slipps an falls on my Roxie buttocksie, then all the way down on my Roxie side an my Answer saddul.
Mom is all "are you ok, Roxie? YOU BIG DUMB IDIOT HORSE!" I is OK, but I is all embaressed. I gets up an makes a super sad face an I walks onna lunge like a good girl.
Seriosly, you guys. I looks super pityful.
The dressahzj is on wet grasses too. We goes in to be pritty for the judge and Mom is like "Roxie you must canner" and I is all "Mom I is scared" and Mom is all "I is scared too. Scared your big dumb slippy butt is gonna fall again an kill me. Now CANNER." And she jabs me with spurs so I canners but I is SOOPER CAREFUL. We does not slip or fall but we is too careful an the judge tells us there is "more energy needed."
Mom is like "Watever. Let us go jomp."
So we goes to do jomping. It has stopped with raining at this point. Jomping is dryer an better footings but is still lumpy. I has a couple of MINOR Roxie stumbles in jomping warm-up an Mom yells at me and says bad words! D:
Then she is all "Roxie you is not allowed to jomp real fences at this jomp party. You must only canner tiny ground poles." And I has a Roxie sad. An Mom also has a Roxie sad. :(
We is both Sad Horse.
But any ways. We goes an jomps an the fences is SO TINEY AN LAME. But I gets to go into watters so this is fun. :)
Meeeeeegan's mom takes a Roxie video! So there is video.
Heer is some picsures, taken by a Bobby man who is very much an artist:
There is no Roxie ribbins for this show. Or the last show we goed to eether, now that I think abowt it. :(
SAD HORSE!! :'(