It is importent to discover the truth of things, somtimes.
Like wether that good-tasting granola thing Mom is carrying is relly good, or whether it is consealing some D Wormer.
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| WRONG. |
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| Right! |
Like wether green appels is better than red appels.
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| The correckt answer is "Yes" an then you feeds the appels to a Roxie. |
Like wether your trailur ride is going to be a fun thing or a show thing or a Mean Vet With Needuls thing.
I has found a way to lern this last one.
Simply stamp your giant Roxie foot onto a soft an crushable human one. Aim for the toes! Put all your Roxie weights on it and twist until you feel (or heer!) a POP sound.
You will quickly disscover exactly what som one thinks of you. You will also get a free evaulayshun of your intelligense level and perhaps some speculayshun on the respeckatbility of your parents.
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Oh Roxie...
I was standing in a trailer with a calm and cool 17 OTT TB, waiting for a knucklehead drama queen Arabian to load. When the Arabian reared up and fell over backwards, the TB, to get a better look at the shenanigans, stepped to the left (on top of my foot) and rotated slightly (grinding my foot).
I feel your pain, sister. But the shark socks are hella cute!
Oh Roxi, you naughty pony!
How is your foot? How is Roxie? Hope you all are doing ok.
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