Monday, September 29, 2014

Traels and Animals

So wen we goes on Roxie Trael Rides, ther is often animal encounners.

This is OK for the most part becuz these amimals runs away from my Roxie greatness. Som times tho they does scaring of me anyway.

Like there is this one time that I on a trael, and things is ALL scarey! Ther is lots to be scared of onna trail on this day. An so every time we passes a tree stomp, I is all SNOOOOOORT at it.


snooooooooort


SNOOOOOOOORT


OH MAH HORSE GODS SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT SNORT SNORT SNORT AND RUN AWAY KINDA

Mom is tired of this, natch. So she is all "You big baby" and ""Stomps is not scarey" and all this blah blah. 

Then we coms to an other stomp. An Mom is all "It is not scarey, i promise!" And I is all "really?"

And then the stomp MOVES.

IT 

MOVES. 

By which i meen. 

IT 

FLIES

INNA

AIR.

IT IS A BIG OGLY STOMP BIRD.


And the worse is, ther is bunches of baby stomp birds under her! So they is all runnding around like "PEEP PEEP EEP PEEP MOMMY" and Mom Ogly Bird is all "FLAPPY SQUAAWK BABIES OH NOOOOOOOOO" And I is all "MOM YOU LIAR YOU IS A BIG LIAR MOM AT ME I WILL HAETE YOU AS SOON AS I AM FINISHED JOMPING AROUND" and Mom is all "OH JEEBUS EFF WORD TURKLEY BLAH BLAH HUMAN SOUNDS"

Everything turns out OK. 

But just as a annowncement. Stomps move and they will flap at you. An also your Mom is not ever never to be trusted. 


6 comments:

Camryn said...

My Mom says big ogly stomp birds are much nicer in a roasting pan!

EvenSong said...

Oh DEAR, Roxie! Don't tell Kate about the fly in' stomps!

T said...

Still laughing :) Poor, poor Roxie!

Lauren said...

Hahaha we saw some of those ugly living stomps too...and their babies. They are scary!

The Overanxious Girl said...

OH, Roxie, you are just the funniest. :)

Lara Elizabeth said...

I love you, Roxie.