Sunday, October 29, 2017

Well this is some garbidge times 2

So. Maybe this is common nollidge to every one but me. But did you know it is possible to have TWO bits in your Roxie mouth at the same time?

No.
And let me tell you. It's kinda clangly but all well an good. Until you is trotting around and is all "I'm gonna stretch my Roxie face down now okay mom" and she is like "no you arent" but you go to do it anyway because your big nog is unstoppable. And then the second bit is like "ha ha hello i'm a curb chain" and you is all "AW DANG" and you have to get your face up off the ground.

It is some serios bull jive.

WHY ARE WE EVEN RIDING ME IT IS GONNA SCRAMBLE UP MY PRECIOS BAYBEE

Fie on that bridle any way.

3 comments:

SprinklerBandit said...

Oh snap!

EvenSong said...

Hahaha!! Poor Roxie hitting a limit!

kbryan said...

She just wanted to stretch a little. . .