Hi ho holidaze

So the holidaze is heer.

This is when ther is lights all around and people does a whole cheer full thing and gives gifts and I gets extra treets and somtimes new accessories so this is a wunnerful time.

Twinkel twinkel etc

Anyways. Heer is som pics of me and my Roxie Greatness as a gift to you all.

Heer is me at a park in Idaho

Heer is me lookin' cool like Yellowstone

Heer is me face

Heer is me at sun set time

Happy holidaze!

Does you rememmer

Does you all rememmer that I, Roxie, has a Instant Gram?

You may go look at it and follow it so I may mostly ignor it as well as this blog.

Trael time

Hi frends!

I is Roxie and I is still heer.

It's quiet at my horse house. The smol ponies has taken most the response-ability of showing them selves off and getting ribbins so mostly I just hang out and do traels.

I do get poked with go go joint juice to make this more comfortable for my Roxieness.

K wow I can't make these pics be in ordor. But here's me an Piper being the cutest team.

An here's me at the veternerien for getting poked with go juice.

An then here's me working out my go go joint juice.

There may be more to reeport. Gimme a sec to check my notes.

Big New Frend Announcement

I gets a new frend! Her name is Piper.

She comes from Montana Land. From a place that saves draft horeses.

I gets her last spring but I tells you just now. 

She looks like me!

Tell us apart??

I like her. I wuld like her more better if she was not suddenly the boss of me. (But in seekrit, is nice to no longer haev to be Boss Mare and to be responsibble for the safety of all horses ever.)

She is older then me so excsept for being boss, she duzn't have to have a job. 

Sn*w

So relly the snow isn't so bad. I have much hairs and much foods and so this is fine.

I do still posess strong feelings about being rided in it tho.

Proper clothing fit

There is multiple rides this year whence the right size of Roxie cooler dosen't make it to the trailur somehow. And then I gets rained on.

And this is how I end up wearing much too small of clothing.

This is quite embaressing to me.

That one is Potato's; this is just shame-full.

If anyone has seen my Roxie cooler, please notify me as to its whereabouts.

 Kthx.

Oh yeah a hoof update

I gess I should menshun. My hoof chunk thing has a plan for resolution.

This plan is a big ol' shoe

Ok that is all.

Rain less

Just wanted to check ✅ in and let you all know. 

Roxies is so good, we may be rided without rains.

That is to say, rain less.

That is all.

Resting!

I figures out the best way to get the whole summer off wen this summer is so hot and gross and you don't wanna make Roxie swett.

You bost a big ol' chunk off your hind foot!

This has brilliant. I is not sore or owwie but Mom is all "AAAAAHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO" and then you gets time off!

Smort.

A big scarey

So as you know. I does a lot of Roxie Trael Time. 

I enjoy this. It is eesy walking and ther is cool stuff to look at.

Potato comes with me som times too

Cool stuff to look at is like rocks and stomps and flowers and amimals. Amimals is the best; I gets a treet for the spotting of deers and chippymunks and other things. Or even weird birds, i is good at finding critters and these critters doesn't bother a Roxie.

Unless it is this one.

Nope

No thanks I'm not in the mood to ponder a squirrel with a hand gremade.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Now available

Roxie hairs. Now in cake form.

These are prodused by i, Roxie, and is fully endorsed by same.

Get them wile supplies last.

You haul.

Dentist day

This week we has dentist day.

This is when the veternary man comes and makes you sleepy and buzzes your teef and then you stops chompin the insides of your cheeks and what not 

My veternary man is a lady but this does not matter. I still tries to quiet quit this process.

It does not sucseed tho.

I still gets buzzed.

At leest my fellow horses must also go thru this.

Welcome to the world, little Ivy! It's no picnic.

The biggest problem with this visit is that veternary manlady says i has way too much fatness. 

I disagree but. Still a diet and exsersize regime has been instituted for me.

Fooey.

Jealosy

Jelosy is such a ugly consept.

I, Roxie, seldom has a jelos. Only maybe if i see someone getting graim foods and i is not also receeving these.

So i does not do jelosy. But as you may imagine. My Roxie Greatness may provoke this in others.

Like when i gets a massahge and my small Potato neighbor gets this jelos feeling even tho she has gotten her pony rubbin already on this day.

TOO BAD SO SAD, POTATO. |:<

Hella copper encounter

Any of you who has followed my greatness and advenchers for some time will recolleckt that i is the smartest and i enjoy using my prestigious braim to observe my world. 

One of my favrite things to observe is the flying machines.

Except for the occasional weirdness with mens in grumbly parachutes, i enjoy seeing plames and hella coppers. 

But there is an incident recently that shows me that hella coppers are nothing to mess around with. 

They are QUITE LOUD when they get near your horse house and they certinly can move a lot of air.

This is all very over whelming when you is a Roxie.

WHELMED

There is a video too but videos is too hard to put on a innernet.

Appyloosa time

. . . Is what it is when winter keeps makin snows.

You get to practice your Appyloosa costume.

My kid Halo and me

My kid Halo and me is both the prittiest.

Deal with it. 😘

Scaries

So i goes to a indoor areema to practise my greatness. 

I has never been to this place before. And i haete this place. There is rain on the roofs and a bunch of scaries inside. 

Enjoy these pics of things that are scarie. If you scare easily, you may wish to stop reeding here.

Tractor! SCAREY

This door is also maybe up to no good 

TWO mounty blocks? A tarp?! A JUMP MY MOM MADE?!?!?!

BLANKET GHOSTS D;

Oh wait this one is Ivy's, we good 

Spectators who all says I is so big and gorgess, i suppose this is OK.

FAKE SHEEP 😭😭😭

Jump rails noooooooooo

Jump misallaneous, this is very suspish 

And then my child Halo gets rode also and i has to wait around for this to complete.

UGH this is SO BOREDOM can we just LEAVE alreddy

I hope you have enjoyed this Tour of Terror.

Karatie

So as you all know. I is a multi talent creature.

But i bets you donut even know just how talent.

Like for example. I bets no one of you knows that i, Roxie, knows how to do karatie. Karatie is a anchient asian thing where you wack stuff with your feets until it breaks. So acshully lots of horses can do karatie but usually not as smartly as me.

So here is a example.

Two weeks ago at my Roxie house there is a big freeze. My Roxie waterer freezes up. Mom is like "grf winter bad" and gets me a heated bucket to drink out of in my stall. But i prefer my cold Roxie outside water. So i fixes the frozen part. With karatie.

So see how the back side of this waterer is froze over and snowwy. My side was like this until the big karatie chopping i dishes out.

I booshes through this much ice.

HIYA TAKE THAT, ICE

And mom is all O_O and "damn Roxie you so wise" and I'm all "yup yup."

Karatie. Do it.

Marry Crismiss

It is Crismiss time here at Roxie house. 

I gets me a new stall sign.

This is so you may find me and scritch me. And feed me treets.

Potato has had a rough year veterinarily, so she gets the gift of bein still alive.

And a smol crown for this acheevement 

Ivy gets a hot new halter.

It's called fashun, look it up

My kid Halo gets exctra crismiss foods which is all she really wanted. 

There's not pictures of this becuz you can imagine what a pony eating hay looks like.

Marry Crismiss, everyone!

Luv, Roxie.