Brannding

Ther has been som quesstions abowt mah Roxie butt brand stamp thing. So I will tell you about all this.

So the veternary man comes. I knows he is veternary and i DONUT trust him. He coms at my buttocksie with clippers an I is all "SNOOOOOORT GET AWAY I DONUT KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE" even tho I do in fact know whut those are. So Mom is all "OH MAH GAW YOU BIG BABY" and clippers a square in my bottum anyway. :(

Then I gets a shot and this is ALSO terble. Shots is so bad. They goes in your skin an is hurty and DANGEROS. I reesist but the man gives me a shot any ways. >:(

Then I gets so sleepy.

Then they has a big sillver can with a thingy in it. An they pull the big brass thingy (picsured up there) out of the can an presses it to my clippered spot! And the thingy is SO COLD. It hurts! I is all sleepy but still I is like "I MUST PROTEST SERIOSLY" so I dances away! But they comes back an puts the cold thingy back on me!

Then it is all done but it still hurts so bad! Furst, the thingy leaves this deesign on me. It is pressed into mah Roxie skin.

Ow.

I haete. I SNOOZY-haete.

Then i wakes up an I is all "UPSET!" an I tears arownd my passture with Trixie.

Play thru the pains!

Then after a little bit, this brannd swells up and gets all oozy an owwie!

Then it gets all gross and scabby!

Ew.

Evenshually it heels up an I grows white hairs there.

Mom tells me that this deesign means that I is in her herd an that no one may steel me. I is the only horse here who has one. Mom says I is the only horse worth keeping. :]

Overall tho. This is a holy unhappie experiense. I donut liek this an i also donut recommend that anyone does this to them selves.

Roxie showwin

So. I goes to a Roxie show.

This is one of those eeze shows wher you does dressahzj an then you gets to rest for a bit and then you does jomping.

Gettin' reddy.

Being all Serios. 

Happie!

Mom seems happie with this dressahzj blah blah. So that is all good. There is video for those who watches this.

Then I goes an rests an eets FOOD. That is the best of any day really. 

Then it is Jompy Time!

VROOM!

JOMP ROXIE!!

There is video of this too. There is a good part of this video (0:45) wher Mom is all "Hay Roxie I will fail you an dump you into a 2-stride an then beg you to save me! And you WILL becuz you is the best horse!"

So any ways, I does jomping. I jomps ALL fenses an there is no nocks or rails! Then I is all done! An i gets treets an grains an a bath an BODY RUB. Because I is Roxie an I is a athleet. :}

I earns this pritty ribbin too! Mom says this should be a red one but whut ever. It is just ribbins. Again, you cannut eet these so it is non-importent.

And we is all happie together. 

Good Roxie!

Holy wind storms

We gets a crazy wind storm heer last week. Mom says the wind blows wer SEVINTY FIVE miles a hour.

Heer is videos of this. My willa tree is all BLOW BLOW BLOW. But you can sees in the left of the video that me an Trixie is blown up against our horse fense, but otherwise this is no big deel.

Heer is a picsure for those of you who is anti-video. Normallee that big tree holds still.

Anyways. I lives! An everything is cool. Donut worry about me. We had to live in the darks for a few days but that is all.

Altho. The air plame thing that Mom's Matt flies. It did not do so well as I did in the storm. That is kina sad.

At least little baby horse helps with tree part cleen-up at our Horse house after words.

Cutting?

My Roxie-ness is good at all things. You all knows this.

You lernded a little bit ago that I can chaese a cows.

Ther is an other cow thing that I do allso. Wher you only goes after ONE cow. An that cow is all "PLEEZE LEMME GO BACK TO MAH COW FRENDS" but you is all "NO, I is a HORSE and *I* tells you wher to go!"

This is uh cutting? I do not know. I donut seem to cut on any cows or to make cow bludd. But what ever.

We goes to this areena an ther is cows an thees cows is WILD. The cows at cow sorting is all cool with bowncing off you. They is like "horses is no big deel." Theese cutting cows is like "GET AWAY FROM ME OR I WILL JOMP OUT OF THIS AREENA" and then they DO!  D:

So i work these cows. This is hard. You go one way an the cow goes the other! It is hard to be fast enuf.

Lousy fast-cow. >:\

All the cow-horse peeple is like "Wow I did nut think your Roxie would be any good at this cow-cutting" wich I suspose is a complimint.

Being bird rided.

So you all must reemember how I, Roxie, is a champeeon of being bird rided.

This is still a troo thing.

But. I susspecxt that som one is trayning to unsurp me.

Woops

Hallo!

Woopsies for not posting. I is still Roxie, and I is still here.

There is lots going on in my Roxie life, but not somuch that I cannut report it. So I must apologize for the lateness of my typer hoomin.

Here is a up date on some things. There is lots of picsures, so get your own self reddy!

Some mens com and tears all my Roxie fences out:

Gone!

A gaete. But no fense.

But then more mens come and puts up new improved Roxie fences.

You may per haps see a tiny red buttocksie in thees picsures. This is because a teeny red baby horse arrives.

She is a verry nice little baby. But I still pins my ears at her!

I goes on lots of trael rides:

There is goose babies over there!

Ther is a AIRPLANE there. I loves theese.

And to a Roxie dressahzj show:

And I does cow chasing too!:

I gets better at this cow chasing as the night goes:

I gets branded which is a horruble thing where a veternary man hurts your buttocksie. I haete this. >:\

I is SOOOOOOOOOOO angery with Mom about this. But then, my winter hay shows up! Hooray for Roxie foods! So i forgives Mom.

We does lots of jomping too, but there is never a person around for picsures. So you just must imagine this.