Roxie show!

Mom takes me to a Roxie show. This is from in Septemmer, back wen things is still warms out.

The haul to the show taekes for EVER. But. We stops for car stuff, and for Roxie rests.

Oh and. One time, Mom stops, and I makes ROXIE PEE all over the place and it leeks out and floods!

THIS IS FUNNIE.

Horsey chuckkles. Ha ha. Roxie Pee.

Anyways. We finally gets to the show. It is hot and muggie and horruble in my stall. So we goes on lots of walks. This show place has a race track!

RACE ROXIE

SO FAT wait I meen SO FAST

Any ways. Then i does jomping!

Some highlights:

Ther is not much in the way of ribbins for this show, but Mom ashures me this is her fault--not a Roxie fault. 

There is this one at leest. On the trock floor. 

I liek pinks, so this is all good. I liek those Messican cookies too but Mom dosent often share these. 

The End.

Fenses an Roun Pen

So my new Roxie fenses is all done.

Metal!

 In addition to mah new fenses. Mom bilds a Roun Pen also. So i may go into this and do workings.

Some of this is fun stuff. Like I goes in here an we does ground workings. I plays with movin away from preshures, and stomping on my leed rope, and the Big Pink Socker Ball, an things like so.

Some of this is not-fun stuff. Like when I com in here and get side rains on, an I has to do Roxie works in them.

I haete flexing at a poll. >:(

I HAETE IT

Other horses comes in here for things also. Like Roommate Horse goes in heer to test out her new green sparkley Horse Footies.

And that sweet little baby horse goes here to learn how to ware Horse Boots and a baby bridle.

All babies make faces atta camera box.

She lerns to do ground works an to stomple her leed rope too. You cannut panick or go any wheres in this roun pen so this is a good place for all this.

Herd up-date

So. I would liek to up-date every one on the status of mah Roxie herd.

I is still here.

Roomate Horse and her weerd white spots is still here.

*ignore*

Sweetie Baby is still here.

Trixie goed off to live with a trael rider lady. 

Everyone is much happier. Trix loves her new lady, and us horses here is now much less kick-bitten. 

A big new horse arrives not long after Trixie leaves.

He is a bigger and oglier version of Roommate Horse. 

He is big and skinnie and has a bum leg. A steddy stream of horse helper hoomans comes to see him. He gets chiro pracking, and massahzjes. And all these vets and hoof people comes. Sometimes they look at him, sometimes they watch him move, som times they feel his bum leg and be all "mutter mutter" about it.

Finally one vet comes an he has a fancie mochine that sees thru your skins. He puts the seeing thing on Big Ogly and is all "Ooh, this isn't look good." And mom goes all sad about it.

I donut think his bum leg can get less bum. :(

He goed to a new veternary man yesserday. An he did not come back. And then Mom comes back and hugs me an is all sniffelly. I donot know what he did to make her be so sad.

Spur face

Wat are you doing, Mom?

Seriosly. You donut need to buckle on the big spurs for us to do jomping.

I is Un-Amused Roxie.

Traels and Animals

So wen we goes on Roxie Trael Rides, ther is often animal encounners.

This is OK for the most part becuz these amimals runs away from my Roxie greatness. Som times tho they does scaring of me anyway.

Like there is this one time that I on a trael, and things is ALL scarey! Ther is lots to be scared of onna trail on this day. An so every time we passes a tree stomp, I is all SNOOOOOORT at it.

snooooooooort

SNOOOOOOOORT

OH MAH HORSE GODS SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT SNORT SNORT SNORT AND RUN AWAY KINDA

Mom is tired of this, natch. So she is all "You big baby" and ""Stomps is not scarey" and all this blah blah. 

Then we coms to an other stomp. An Mom is all "It is not scarey, i promise!" And I is all "really?"

And then the stomp MOVES.

IT 

MOVES. 

By which i meen. 

IT 

FLIES

INNA

AIR.

IT IS A BIG OGLY STOMP BIRD.

And the worse is, ther is bunches of baby stomp birds under her! So they is all runnding around like "PEEP PEEP EEP PEEP MOMMY" and Mom Ogly Bird is all "FLAPPY SQUAAWK BABIES OH NOOOOOOOOO" And I is all "MOM YOU LIAR YOU IS A BIG LIAR MOM AT ME I WILL HAETE YOU AS SOON AS I AM FINISHED JOMPING AROUND" and Mom is all "OH JEEBUS EFF WORD TURKLEY BLAH BLAH HUMAN SOUNDS"

Everything turns out OK. 

But just as a annowncement. Stomps move and they will flap at you. An also your Mom is not ever never to be trusted. 

Brannding

Ther has been som quesstions abowt mah Roxie butt brand stamp thing. So I will tell you about all this.

So the veternary man comes. I knows he is veternary and i DONUT trust him. He coms at my buttocksie with clippers an I is all "SNOOOOOORT GET AWAY I DONUT KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE" even tho I do in fact know whut those are. So Mom is all "OH MAH GAW YOU BIG BABY" and clippers a square in my bottum anyway. :(

Then I gets a shot and this is ALSO terble. Shots is so bad. They goes in your skin an is hurty and DANGEROS. I reesist but the man gives me a shot any ways. >:(

Then I gets so sleepy.

Then they has a big sillver can with a thingy in it. An they pull the big brass thingy (picsured up there) out of the can an presses it to my clippered spot! And the thingy is SO COLD. It hurts! I is all sleepy but still I is like "I MUST PROTEST SERIOSLY" so I dances away! But they comes back an puts the cold thingy back on me!

Then it is all done but it still hurts so bad! Furst, the thingy leaves this deesign on me. It is pressed into mah Roxie skin.

Ow.

I haete. I SNOOZY-haete.

Then i wakes up an I is all "UPSET!" an I tears arownd my passture with Trixie.

Play thru the pains!

Then after a little bit, this brannd swells up and gets all oozy an owwie!

Then it gets all gross and scabby!

Ew.

Evenshually it heels up an I grows white hairs there.

Mom tells me that this deesign means that I is in her herd an that no one may steel me. I is the only horse here who has one. Mom says I is the only horse worth keeping. :]

Overall tho. This is a holy unhappie experiense. I donut liek this an i also donut recommend that anyone does this to them selves.

Roxie showwin

So. I goes to a Roxie show.

This is one of those eeze shows wher you does dressahzj an then you gets to rest for a bit and then you does jomping.

Gettin' reddy.

Being all Serios. 

Happie!

Mom seems happie with this dressahzj blah blah. So that is all good. There is video for those who watches this.

Then I goes an rests an eets FOOD. That is the best of any day really. 

Then it is Jompy Time!

VROOM!

JOMP ROXIE!!

There is video of this too. There is a good part of this video (0:45) wher Mom is all "Hay Roxie I will fail you an dump you into a 2-stride an then beg you to save me! And you WILL becuz you is the best horse!"

So any ways, I does jomping. I jomps ALL fenses an there is no nocks or rails! Then I is all done! An i gets treets an grains an a bath an BODY RUB. Because I is Roxie an I is a athleet. :}

I earns this pritty ribbin too! Mom says this should be a red one but whut ever. It is just ribbins. Again, you cannut eet these so it is non-importent.

And we is all happie together. 

Good Roxie!