I, Roxie, has got sick :(

Hallo. So big apologies for the real long hiatus.

I has got sick.

It is a sad deel. Here is what happend:

Back in September I was finelee fit enouf to go do a jomping show. I was a big boss laydee at this show.

Seriosly, I was great.

 And then, two days later, I stopped wanting food.

Mom is all "OMG VET IMMEDIUTLY" and we goed and had bludd testing, which involved needuls and so I haete this. But that is minor. What is not minor is that this bludd test magick shows that my big Roxie livver is not working right. It has probly been this way for weeks. But only I knows this for sure, and I is not telling.

So we does medisin and we does some other things. Like a ultrasound. This shows us nothing exsept the fact that i does in fact have a livver. So the vet laydee does a biopsee of my livver which also shows us that I has a livver but does not say anything beyond this. Oh wait, it also shows that its not from any thing toxic or any dumb weeds or anything. But other than that, we do not know.

Not at all trusting the vet laydee

So we continues with medisin. And testing my bludd like every week.

I still haete needuls. But if Mom crams my Roxie face-mouf full of peppurmints while its happening, I can be slightly more polite.

So this has been for almost 2 months. My livver is getting better exsept for a test result thing which shows there is maybe some blockidge in there. So we continues with medisin.

I do not get to do riding or anything fun. Which makes for a sad bored Roxie!

Trainings

I is also going around an doing more stuff lately.

Mom hauls me to lessins, and to traels, and to cows.

She says I get to start jomping again soon as well! Yay Roxie!

More compatition but it is a show this time

I did a Roxie show!

The nice thing about this sort of compatition is that I is not compeeting with a teeny red baby. She has to get braided and do Wite Pants Dressahj.

Roxies do not deel with this nonsense. I gets to look spiff in my wessturn stuff, since it is wessage.

As squar as I gets.

At leest I gets pine needles after.

And, because of bloo ribbin. I also gets grains! I suspeckt I may have been given grains anyway for being such a good forward Roxie.

Oh an this happens. Mom is all "offense?" but I is like "whateverrrrrrrrrrrr."

I gets a relly good score so I is all "Hooray!" and I seriosly hope Mom does not make me go up a notch and do more harder works as a result.

Life is Compatition

All life is compatition.

Like you must compeet for foods and grasses and graim and snuggles from Mom. Espeshully when a teeny pony tries to take all these things first.

Like now. Pony and Mom is hangin out. I has to come over to see if there is treets.

Resentfull.

There does not appeer to be treets.

I must be the BOSS MARE anyway! 

Potato is not super impressed with this display. An i knows I get yelled at for pretend-kicking at her. So there is that. 

It is hard to always compeet for stuff. 

I is Trael Guide

So wen you is Roxie. Your bigness and stedyness means that you get given Importent Jobs. Like you will carry some one who has never relly been on a horse befor, because you is Roxie and you is big and trusty.

Heer is me carrying Mom's bruther from a wile back:

Or liek you will be the Pony Horse bc you are a leader:

It is good to be trusty.

So becuz of this. I is Sweet Potato's leader horse on her first trail expedishun. We just goes down the rode, but she is all looky and boogle eyed at all the peeple and cars and sheeps and other horses and mail boxes and dogs and powerbox things and culvurts and that one guy who was shooting a gun, so it is good for me to be there.

Especially when this shaggy monnster-thing comes gallumphing over. Mom hadn't got on yet, which was good becuz Potater was all Whirlsnort Hightail.

But she did good! Becuz I is Roxie an I is a good example.

Oh and also

And also. Sweet Potater and I gets to come back to Mom's house.

It is a stormie day so the sky does Cool Stuff.

Potato goes all Crayzee Legs:

We settels down evenshually tho.

Owwie

So wen i last lefft you all. Potatoe an I was pony partying at the Nice Place with the Indoor Areena.

Well that carried on for a bit, exsept for the part were my back was all owwie.

I may or may not haev done some thing in the passture. I know what it is, but I is not gonna tell.

Therfore, you may only know that my back was sore this wintur.

Wher my pelvis hooks on, was all ouchie an swole up.

So anyways. Mom does a suitable Mom Freekout an calls all the massahje and kiroprakter people.

*krak*

They plays with me a little but no dice on betterment. So then Mom calls a vet lady.

I do not like vets, even if they is Lady Vets. Vets all act like they want to be your frend but deep down you KNOW they is gonna ram strangle juice into your poor Roxie nose. ~>:(

This one did not do that. Insted she goes over my back and leg with a lazur thingy.  

This lazur thing makes me all warm and flowy in my sticky spots! And then i is all better for reals! Like over night. It is crayzee.

So then I feels good exsept then Mom is all "Back to work Roxieeeee" and I say nuts to that. Except that work right now is just walking arownd so it is not so bad.