Innerlude

I is sooper Roxie sorry for the bloggin delays!

Mom as my typer hoomin is a major dis appointment.

This being said. There is way more Roxie advenchers coming up. Like, at least THREE more advenchers.

But until then. Until Mom finds time to devote to Roxie rite-ing, I can deliver you a small innerlude in the form of this piscure on a calendar.

Relly, if these calender peeples is gonna use a Roxie picsure, they shuld at least ask a Roxie if it is OK.  

Advenchers! Part 2

So. After my last Roxie Advencher, I goes to have another one!

This one is so weerd tho.

First off I is SOUND ASLEEPS an I suspeckt Mom is coming to grab me. So I walk as FAR AWAY as I can, becuz I do not want to go, but she gets me anyway. :(

I is Rox-ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ

So, being a obeedient Roxie, I gets in my trailur and we is all driving down the road. And then my Roxie trailur gets kina wiggly. An I is all "WHOA!" An Mom must of herd me becuz she slows down, an my trailer is going way slower. An so this continues for a while.

An then we stops! And I heer people talking so I is like "Sweet, we is here now! Where is heer!?" so anyways. I gets out of my trailur an we is in a parking lot in a dusty place and there is tires and work mens everywhere.

And they is all "WHOA that horse is a GIANT HORSE an no WONDER your truck has trubbles!" An Mom makes like MURDER FACE at these mens.

An then my truck an trailur drives off. An Mom an I is in this parking lot, hanging out like, huh. I trys my Roxie best to figure this out but i do not see any oppurtunity to wear a saddul or do works or anything so I is like "Well, let us go eet grasses!" so we did.

I got to go to these tank things! And I got to do SNOOOOOORTS at them to intimidate them! 

Evenshually my truck an trailur come back an the work man gets out and is like "HOLY WOW LADY YOUR ROXIE TRUCK HAS A MAJOR PROBLUM" an Mom is like "um yeah."

So they do some stuff an say som things and Mom calls her Matt. And then we un hook my trock from my trailur, an it goes away. And then we eats more grasses!

There is not much in the way of good grasses so heer is me staring atta road.

There is TRAINS that come by! They is SO LOUD! And I is all "EEP! SCAREY!" an I does a little Roxie dance each time I sees one.

Oh an then a nice Sheriff man coms by an he is all "Are you guys lost?" An he says nice things about my bigness an my Roxie feets. :)

So evenshually I eets all the grasses. So we hang out in the parking lot.

Resting a foot.

Resting a foot vershun 2 point oh  

And I scours the parking lot for ALL TINY EATIBLE THINGS.

Soon enuff, Mom's Matt shows up with a shiney NEW trock! An I hang out with Matt an we watch while Mom does truck hook-up magic stuff, an then I gets in! And we goes down the road again! It is a much more nicer ride this time.

And then I gets to com back out of my trailur and I is back home! Hooray!

I think perr haps  this is not what was plannded for this Advencher but I will still refer to it as one.

It started to rain as Mom took this picture of a Roxie. I tells you, this is a weerd day.

Advenchers! Part One.

I gets to have Roxie Advenchers lately!

First there is one where i goes in my trailer. An we go down the rode, but not real far. Then I gets out an I reemember this place! I lived here for a little bit, this one time.

Heer is my truck and Roxie Trailur.

Heer is how I rubs my lether Roxie haltur around in the trailer! It is much prittier now!

Heer is where I stands to get my Roxie saddul on.

And then i gets to go an do Roxie Jomping! Heer are these jomps.

These is pritty big, so I jomps them extra good.

Then I is all done! And Mom is all "GOOD GIRL!" 

Heer is me onna Hot Walker. This is a thing wher it makes you Walker until you is no longer Hot. I is like "LET ME STOP ALREDDAY!" an Mom is all mean and "NO!"

But this is OK cuz then i gets GRASSES.

And I gets to meet a BARREL 

And then there is this CAT!

This cat is my new best frend! His Cat Name is "Boots" an he does not care abowt ANYTHING. He is not even scared of my Roxie bigness! He lets me nuzzle on him and love him! He rubs all over my Roxie nose! I love Boots the Cat! 

See? He duzint care.

So anyways. This was a fun day but this is mostly beecause of the Cat. The Cat named Boots who lets me nuzzle and snuffle him with my whole Roxie face.  

videos from the Roxie show

I promissed these!

An you cannut seriously have expected me to hurry after all.

Click heer for the Novuss A test

An heer for the Training A test.

And heer for Roxie Jomping!

Muhmorial Day

Ther is a poem. It is sort of sad.

“It is the Soldier, not the minister
Who has given us freedom of religion.
It is the Soldier, not the reporter
Who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the Soldier, not the poet
Who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the Soldier, not the campus organizer
Who has given us freedom to protest.
It is the Soldier, not the lawyer
Who has given us the right to a fair trial.
It is the Soldier, not the politician
Who has given us the right to vote.
It is the Soldier who salutes the flag,
Who serves beneath the flag,
And whose coffin is draped by the flag,
Who allows the protester to burn the flag.”

― Charles M Province

Thees is pritty big ideas for a Roxie.  But I get it.

Soljers are not just into giving freedoms to hoomins. They go off an fight an die so that I may have Roxie grasses an grains and my very own hay feeld and a Mom who loves me so much.

Normally Roxies don't tell peeple what to do. But this Roxie would considder it a horseonal favor if you wuld go thank a soljer. Or a water soljer, or a air soljer, or the soljers who go in all those places.

That is all. 

The OTHER Roxie burthday thing

So the other thing that happuns on my Roxie burthday is this. Mom is all "Hay Roxie, let us go on a TRIP!" an I is all, "Sweet, OK."

So i coms over to the fense an hangs out wile she hooks my Roxie Truck up to my Roxie Trailur and loads all my Roxie grains an saddul an stuff.  An then I gets in, an off we go!

Prince is all "WAIT WAIT DONUT LEEVE ME" but I is all "BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

We hauls thru weet country. See this picsure? Stare at it for like 4 hours. That was pritty much it.

Then we gets to this place where there is FENCES an DRESSAHZJ areenas. Mom walks me around a hole bunch. An she lets me graeze on all there new grasses an clovers an stuff.  

All the peeple there sees me an they is all "WOW your horse is big an byootiful an amazing and she must be a Best Horse" an Mom is all "Duh totally."

An then it starts to get dark, so she puts me inna stall with hays an waters an i sleep there.  

The next day, we does more walkings and grazings!

But evenshually I gets my Roxie saddul on, an I gets my Roxie hair did into a super cool braid.

Mom trimmed that little bit by my sholder.

Pritty cool, yeah?

It is actshully TWO braids so that i can stretch a Roxie neck. An ackshully it is THREE braids cuz my Roxie forelocksie gets this treetmint also.  

And then we goes an does dressahzj! An I is all "I don't wanna be onna bit, la la la!" But Mom is like "whatever, it is all for funsies."

And then after this dressahzj. Speaking of funsies. I gets BOOTS on an Mom gets a VEST on an I is all "Oh HECK yes" cuz this means jompings!

An we goes out in this feeld an JOMPS all thees big fences! 

Ther is video but it comes later after Mom does editing an capshuns.  For now, heer is picshures.

Waiting to start.

Getting petted!

Gallups! Let's do this!!

There is a bonch of oxers an fans an two fences i do NOT want to do cuz there is STRAW in them! But Mom is all "PLEASE ROXIE PLEASE!!!" an i is like "Well OK but I'ma jump them BIG!" An i jomps them.

All the xc video is sort of far away but. Heer is some picsures of the last fense.

Dubble cross bar!

Gallops!

Hello, Last Fense!

Landing!

Finish line! Go go Roxie!

An peepole CLAPS an CHEERS an everyone is all "YAY for a Roxie!" 

An then i goes an gets my saddul off, an legs hosed, an i gets to eat and drink an hang out for a bit.

Then i gets my Roxie saddul back on one more time. An we does dressahzj tests an Mom is all "These is also all for funsies!" and I is all "ok!" So we does tests. Some times i is onna bit an some times I is NOT! :)

Ther is video of these also but it must wait.

Here is some picsuhres. 

All my Strechy Roxie work this winter paid off! :)

Thees tests is fun cuz there is hard moves in them.  Like i must do a Big Trot:

It needs works.  I am suppose to be onna bit for this. But it is SO HARD YOU GUYS.

Whee! Not onna bit!

Lookit my cool Roxie saddul pad. :) 

So anyways. We does two more dressahzj things. An then I is ALL DONE an I gets Good Horse stuff. Like Grains. an Clover grasses.

Grains!

Clover grasses! 

An then Mom is all "LET US GO HOME" so we DID. An Prince is so happie to see me. :) So that is the end of this story.

Oh. Ther is ribbins too. I donut care for ribbins because I cannut eat these. I have stated this. But Mom seems to care for ribbins. So heer is a ribbin picsure.

Yay!

Happie Roxie. :)

Roxie burthday!

I has a Roxie burthday.
Mom is late with bloggin this for me.
That's OK tho. I still gets a treet an grain cake.

Grain caeke! I is NINE so ther is NINE carrot spise treets. And a molebottoms "R." 

I heer my caeke being delivered so heer I is.

"Gimme!"

And then I is all "OM NOM nom nom nom nom nom nom nom"

I did dressahzj erlier so i has Roxie swett marks. An also I erned this cake!

Back to nomming.  I loves my cake.

Happy burthday to Roxie! Again.