Sunday, March 7, 2010


Ther is this bay horse that lives next to me as my neigh-ber, and oooooh I HAETE him. I kicks the fense at him an I reers at him an he dosn't care!! An I bites his face too! I haete him. An he haetes me. But mostly I haete him.
I do. I, Roxie, haetes him. I is big an meen an caypable of haetred.
And any persons who may haev seen me an him playing smoochy kissy-lips this morning befor brekkest? This is a DIRTY LIE.
Do not lissen to anyone who says this an trys to give me, Roxie, a reputayshun.
Cuz I haete him. Really.
Haete. >:(


EvenSong said...

Pictures! We wantz pictures!

kbryan said...

Snort! That was fun to read.
Is Roxie being coy?

Of course, she is a beautiful girl, I can understand how she might be irritated at all constant attention that the silly boys ply her with. What's a girl to do? Stupid boys, I can understand why she hates them! :)

allhorsestuff said...

I second the snort...I don't like unwarranted attention and any gelding that kicks and pays me weirdo heed...ooouuu...they can kiss my- hooves
Wa mare

Angelina said...

It must be annoying with all these horses who fall in love with you all the time!! But since you, Roxie, is amazing, you have to cut them some slack... They're BOUND to fall in love with you, they can't help themselves!

Kristen Eleni Shellenbarger said...

LOL!!! Oh Roxie