Ther is this bay horse that lives next to me as my neigh-ber, and oooooh I HAETE him. I kicks the fense at him an I reers at him an he dosn't care!! An I bites his face too! I haete him. An he haetes me. But mostly I haete him.
I do. I, Roxie, haetes him. I is big an meen an caypable of haetred.
And any persons who may haev seen me an him playing smoochy kissy-lips this morning befor brekkest? This is a DIRTY LIE.
Do not lissen to anyone who says this an trys to give me, Roxie, a reputayshun.
Cuz I haete him. Really.