It has com to my attenshun that I, Roxie, will soon go to a Trainer Woman.
I do not unnerstand why this is. Obviosly I is Roxie an Roxies do not need training. But I is ashured that Trainer Woman has wacky fences an I will get to lern to jomp them! Hooray!
Mom sez this is "Finishing Skool." That is wen I is lissening. Wen she thinks I is NOT lissening, she calls it "Fat Camp." >:(