I luvs my Roxie bloo sheet.
I luvs it.
It is a classic peece of fashun.
I will never gets rid of this.
Today mom is all “Roxie you need a new sheet” an I is all “NO NEVER I LUVS MY BLOO SHEET AN WILL NOT EVER GIVE IT UP” and then mom is all “Roxie your bloo sheet has patches and leeks and your butt gets wet when it rains.” And I is all “I DON’T CARE, I LUVS MY BLOO SHEET.” An then she is all “Well I got you a new sheet” and I is all “. . . I’m lissening.”
So mom gets me a new sheet. It is blak and grey with a formy swoosh design that is slenderizing to a Roxie. And it is a SOOPER ROOMIE CUT in teh sholders!
It is a size NINEDY. An it STILL barely covers a Roxie buttocksie! Ha ha ha!
Check it, it is beeyoutiful.
So long, bloo sheet!