This is Luke.He is mine.
He is older than me. But he is MY pet horse.
I knwo this cuz Mom tells me. I is all "Hay Mom, I duzzint need a pet horse" and Mom is all "Yes you do Roxie, you can maeke this one do all the fast running an high jomping so that you do not has to" and I is all "Ok sweet."
An then I is all "Hay Mom, can i eet his grains?" and Mom is all "yeah shure."
So this is all fine with me, to have my very own pet horse.
Luke is kind of a dweeb. Don't tell Mom tho.
He is reel smart. But he has som bad mannurs.
He goes to a Tree of Payshence. He goes there a lot. like, evury day. An he wares Horse Handcuffs a-cuz of he digs an stuff an Mom sez he must lern to stand like a good pet horse. An he trys to bite on peopel an then he gets in trubble. You wuld think a smart pet horse wuld lern how to have a mannurs. But not just yet.
Mom feeds him goop-stuff frum a tube, evry day. Maybe this will smartin him?
Mom tells me I may kick him to assist in mannur-teaching, so I do, somtimes.
This is us in our passture. It is a big nice one with lots of grass tops.
10 comments:
Wow Roxie you're lucky to have your very own pet horse1
Wow Roxie. Luke is a pretty handsome guy. Who knows? You might just like him after awhile. Especially if Mom lets you steal his grain.
Ahhhh, he is soooooooooo handsome!!
Oh, he is very handsome. AND you can blame him for anything strange that happens around you! Congratulations.
I think he could use some talking to.
That's quite the present...
Gorgeous!! We need stats!
Mom an I talks about him wen he first appeers.
Mom: "Roxie i got you a horse."
Me (Roxie): "So?"
Mom: "You shuld not be a jelos. He is a idiot."
Me: "Ok."
Mom: "I love you, Roxie. You is the best horse."
Me: "Yeah I know this."
Mom: "You is my favrite horse."
Me: "I know this also."
Mom: "Ok."
He is an 11 year old DWB that was actually originally bred by my trainer. Was sold as a high (4'+) jumper. Has had some lameness and behavioral issues. Currently I am dealing with his ulcers, thin/squishy feet, habitual pawing, mouthiness and the worst case of "ring sour" i have ever experienced. I got a good deal on him but we're in full mental rehab mode. He is pretty frustrating and occasionally brilliant.
He sounds a challenge!! Hope Roxie doesnt feel pushed out cos we all adore reading her antics!! Think this Blog is Fab. Good luck with him. Hope you can get him back to behaving normally. Debbie UK
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