Then I sees Mom coming to my Horse House with a Tiny Bloo Horse an I is like, "wow, that is one tiny bloo horse." And THEN she puts this strange horse into MY House! An she is all "Roxie this is your new liddle sister" an I is like "WHUT."
And then I is all "GGGGRRRRRRRR" and also "OH HECK NO I IS NOT SHAERING MY MOM AN MY SADDUL AND MY GRAIN FOODS."
SO i maeke Snake Eyes at Tiny Bloo Horse. An she is all "meh" and she wannders arownd.
She does NOT respeckt my Giant Roxie Size! And she helps her own self to my Roxie Hay!
And so I threttens to BITE her! And then she kicks at me! An then I bites her for reals! And then there is more respeckt.
See? Respecktfull distance is mane-tained.
I is getting used to Tiny Bloo Roommate Horse. She has ben here for a while now an I is still SOOPER meen to her but wen Mom taekes her for rides I is all ". . . COMM BACK, Tiny Bloo!" an I nicker-yell for her. I do not run arownd becuz this is a waste of Roxie energy. Also becuz she coms back evenshually. At which time, I bite her some more.
Seriosly, look how tiney she is. Mom's Matt is a normal size hooman:
I do think she is my liddle sister for reel. It is SO nicer to have a liddle sister than it was to have a Pet Horse. Evryone gets SO MAD when you are meen to your pets but no one cares if you is meen to your liddle sister and you wale on her.
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Wow, what a shrimp.
--Smokey.
You have to bite them. That's the only way they learn.
--Lily
Hey!
--Smokey
Truth hurts, Smoke.
--Lily
Awww, Roxie, your little blue sister is adorable! And, I know you yell for her because you love her...deep down. Come on, admit it...
I know you love her Roxie... but my liddle sister gets annoying too and I need to get her respect too. I know how your feeling....
Oh, Roxie, please be nice to your sweet little blue sister. She can't help any more than you can what the hoomans do. Please be her friend.
Wa mare would maybe not be hospitable as you Roxie...keep up the good work of handleing that..I mean...look at her size- mare!
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