Ther is no snow onna ground. This meens it is time for me to reemember how to go on traels.
I is SO GOOD on traels. Except for the first time in the Spring.
You will recall the diffrince between my normal Roxie face an my Spring Time Trael Roxie Face:
Ever Thing Wants to Eet Roxie Face.
So Mom is proodent an puts my Bob saddul on so she has a handy holder thing.
Do you see that thing on my saddul by my Roxie bridle?
That is a Horn Bag. Mom stuffs this horn bag fulla treets for me. Peppurmints in plastic rappers, mostly.
. . .
Theese Horn Bags makes unfamiliar crinkly sounds on my Roxie back.
Mom stays on tho.
And she is all "well at leest you isn't LAZY COW ROXIE LIKE USUAL" which is not relly very nice.