HA it is SPRING and that meens Roxie Sproings

So, Spring is heer.

Ther is no snow onna ground. This meens it is time for me to reemember how to go on traels.

I is SO GOOD on traels. Except for the first time in the Spring.

You will recall the diffrince between my normal Roxie face an my Spring Time Trael Roxie Face:

Normal Face.

Ever Thing Wants to Eet Roxie Face.

So Mom is proodent an puts my Bob saddul on so she has a handy holder thing.

Do you see that thing on my saddul by my Roxie bridle?

That is a Horn Bag. Mom stuffs this horn bag fulla treets for me. Peppurmints in plastic rappers, mostly.  

. . . 

Theese Horn Bags makes unfamiliar crinkly sounds on my Roxie back.

The results is abowt like you wuld--SHULD--expect:

Mom stays on tho. 

And she is all "well at leest you isn't LAZY COW ROXIE LIKE USUAL" which is not relly very nice.