I is Roxie!: Um

This was in mah Roxie email the other day:

This is not a verry nice thing to assume that Roxies need grammer help.

Maybe Roxies do nut WANT your help!

Thank you and good day.

The List

DOB: May 14, 2004
Profession: former PMU baby. But now I is a grow'd up Horse Princess.
Breed: Som sort of drafty-x
Height: Mom mezzured again and I, Roxie, is still SIXTEEEN hands
Weight: They donot make a big enuf tape to mezzure a Roxie. :D
Shoe size: Somwhat big. But usuallee i don't WARE shoes!
Haircut: Asymmetrical and shaggy. I is party up front and business in the back where i rubs it out on the scritch post.
Likes: Food food food. Peppurmints. My pink saddle pad. More foods. Carrots. Appel cores. Ginger snaps. Grapes. Oh and I liek pertending to eet the green currie brush too.
Dislikes: De wormer unless it is served in grain. Having to do cannering. Mom's extra stinky fly sprays. OOH the Veternary Man, he is HORRUBLE.

I is Roxie!