Dressahj - a sneek peek

I, Roxie, goed an did a DRESSAHJ clinick!

I lerned a lot. Mostlee, that I do not liek dressahj. Ther is tight rains, an spurs, an a wip too. This is far too much work for a Horse Princess. I do not unnerstand whut is so smart an wise abowt a Jessica Wis-dom.

Hhmph.

Mom's frend, my Roxie massager MEEGAN, caem an took loads of picsures. I will post thees at a later date. This is a Roxie promise.

Mini Me

So. I, Roxie, has a mini me. Heer is a picsure of me an mini me Emma.



I is the one on the rite.

She is liek me, but more smaller. An with more wites on her. Oh, an we bites on each other over the fense! Hooray!

Woops

So, it turns out that nocking fences down is not onlee fun, but also can bust things. Not Roxie things, fence-piece things.

A hunnert posts!

I, Roxie, has done ONE HUNNERT POSTS on my Roxie blog! Hooray!
Thank you to all my Roxie blog reeders frum all arownd the world. I evun has reedership from made-up plaeces like Skotterud, Nor-way.

I haev somthing to pass along. This is not somthing that I, Roxie, wuld normaly do since this blog is for and by and abowt me, Roxie, but I will do this becuz I has herd of some horses who needs a home. Mom's frend sent this an I, Roxie, is passin it along so som carriage-pulling horses may not haev to go thru a auction. I, Roxie, almost goed thru a auction once. These are no fun. So if anyone can halp these horses, it would be neet:


"Just received this email today. Three driving horses for sale cheap. They have been part of a SF concession near the wharf. Good opportunity for someone.

Due to the unexpected death of the operator of the carriage driving franchise at San Francisco's Fisherman's wharf area 3 horses are available for immediate adoption for a fee of $450 (to cover the boarding expenses incurred so far) The family of the deceased are not horse people and cannot care for these animals.


Chester - Gray Percheron, around 12 to 14 year old gelding. Solid driving horse who has worked in the city for the last five years. Has also done parades. He is a sweetie.


Colonel - Buckskin Draft/Quarter horse cross who looks more QH than draft. 7 year old gelding, really pretty and sweet. Colonel was being trained to work in the city but has not actually been driven there.


Gilly - Bay Standardbred, 19 years old, has worked in the city for approx. 10 years. The horse that all the new drivers were given to start with.


These horses are currently at a boarding facility 45 minutes north of San Francisco. Their board is paid until Feb 8 at which time the deceased's family want them off their hands.

Also available are 4 white vis-a-vis and harnesses. They will go to Tulare auction but are available for sale now to anyone interested. Please contact April at 707-338-0872 or silverado723@gmail.com."

Crimmiss Presents

This is slitely late. But I, Roxie, DID receive a VERRY cool Crimmiss Present, besides all the foods an the Jolly Ball. So, I must write abowt this.

Mom's Mat maede me a browband!!! An it is GREEN with GREEN shiney thingys on it!

This makes me, Roxie, SO much purtier that all the other horeses!

Thanks, Mat!

*SNOOOOOORT*

So. Gosh. Wow. I fergot about somthing. I fergot that there is a Outside, and I, Roxie, can get rided out there!
Here is the thing. Normaly since this is winnter, Mom does not show up wen it is light. She comes in on some mornings before Roxie brekkest and she cleans all of the stalls, inclooding my Roxie stall which is the best of all the stalls in the Horse House. Or she comes at night after Roxie dinner, an that is wen she rides me in the areena. I LIKES the areena! It is safe an fun an lately there has been jomps in there too. Jomps is fun, exspecially when you wack them with your Roxie feet an they fall! Hooray!
But anyways. Well. Yesserday Mom comes BEFORE Roxie dinner! An it is light Outside, an she is all "Roxie we is goin down the road." Now, I is not a fan of goin down the road. It is SO SCAREY! It has always been scarey. I HAETE goin away from my Horse House! An I try to turn around like a millyun times but Mom will not permit this. It has always been this way. I think one day she will just give up an let me go home, and I will never know if this is so unless I, Roxie, is persistint.
So anyways. We is goin around the driveway, an this is fine, cept there is stuff that must be SNOOOOOOORTed at. Liek those pallat things. Those has always been there, but I must threttin them an maeke them stand still. So I SNOOOOOORTs at them! Hooray! Oh, an then there is those big bolder-rocks. The ones wich surround the lawn-grass. Mom uses those as mownting blocks. They must ALSO be SNOOOOOORTed at! Yep! Then we goes around the drive-way some more times, an then Mom is all, "Roxie, go onto the road." An I is pointed that way, and then I sees a MONSTER!!! It is SO SO SO SO SO SCAREY! I KNEW there was a MONSTER there! So I spins an I BOLTS, as fast as I can!!!
(Mom in: I can walk faster than a Roxie bolt)
An I CLAMBERS over the bolder rocks, an I FLY across the lawn-grass!
(Mom in again: We went about 10 feet and halted)
An then I desides to be a BRAEV Roxie! An I TURNS to face the scarey monster!

An this is so weerd.

It is gone!

I seed a little girl walking a little Jack Rustle dog. But no MONSTER?! So I looked and looked and looked, cuz I thot maybe it was behind her. But there was no Monster anymore! Isnt that weerd? I, Roxie, did not know that Monsters culd do that. This maekes them evun more scarier.
So we eventshually goed down the road. There is MORE SCAREY STUFF! Like a water puddle! An a shiny pipe! An a Reel Estayte sign! I SNOOOOOOORTs at all these things! Mom does not seem to mind so much. Altho she maekes me do liek a HUNDRID circles, an leg yeelds, an bends. I does this for EVER. But I is a Good Roxie! An I did get to go back to Horse House. So this is cool. An then it is Roxie dinner time, which is evun more cool.

Geez

So i don't know whut Mom's deel is lately but I, Roxie, is haveing to work SOOOOOO hard! Taeke last night as a exsample, I was rudely reemoved from my Roxie dinner an forced to run arownd in SIDE RAINS!




This is SOOOOOOOO BORING. Hhmph.

After works, I is always allowed to roll in the areena.





an I gets Roxie Reevenge by rubbing my Roxie face in the durt! Mom is like, "Eww, gross Roxie face!" an that is how I winned.






And then I goed back to dinner an there was grain foods so I suppose works is not all bad.