Crissmiss

Mom caem an did so many nice Crissmiss things for me, Roxie!

She taeked off my Roxie blanket an i gettded to run around in the areena.

Then she maede me some grains. Theese grains had lots of peppurmints an stuffs in them. I can see the grain frum over the areena wall.



Heer is me peering out on the grain-makin process.



Hello.

Then i wuz eeting grains an a Jolly Ball was deelivered to my Roxie stall.



Heer is me lookin at it.





It smells liek apples.





I can rolls it arownd!



I is bitey on the handel too.

Crissmiss is so fun!

I hopes everyone else got Jolly Balls an grains an stuffs too.

Stalking

So this is a weerd tiem of year. This Crissmiss time is a time wen evryone gives each other presents and sez nice things to them. Oh and somtimes thees presents coms to your Roxie stall in a stalking.




See, this is a stalking. The fat guy who is picshured on my Roxie stalking coms to your stall an brings you peppurmints and candy canes an other treets! He knows where I, Roxie, lives, because he stalks me. This is why it is called a stalking. Yup.



Marry Crissmiss!

Bad Noos and Good Noos

The Bad Noos: It is FOUR DIGREES HERE!!!
The Good Noos: I has a extra puffy blankety with a BELLY HUGGER! So I, Roxie, is snug as a bug in a puffy blanket.
Ther may be a picsure soon. Mom is resourseful.

Breakin stuff

I is not the ONLY one in teh world to break stuffs, it turns owt.
Mom breaked her little black Flash Box. So there will be no Roxie picsures for a while.
You may imagine whut I looks like. I ashure you that I, Roxie, grows more luvly every day.

Bukkits

It is Mom's feelings that I, Roxie, may not be trusted with a reel big water bukkit any more. I do not know whut might cause this feeling.



See, the thing is, somtimes the snow is slidey on the roof of the barn wher I, Roxie, lives. An it is scarey! Somtimes in fact you may be standing in your Roxie stall with your hed out into your Roxie run, so wen the snow falls, it attacks your eers!! So wen it happens, you must be all, "I is not scared of you, scarey snows! I is a BRAEV HORSE!!"

An then you must prove this is so by flying back-words in your Roxie stall and falling buttocksie-first into your bloo Roxie water bukkit.



You will then get smaller bukkits placed on the wall insted. Nice, but not the saeme as a big bloo bukkit.

Sun Rise

This is whut the sun rises looks like frum my Roxie stall an Roxie run.
Jelousy. That is whut you is feeling.

Um, OK

SO i lerned something today. I lerned the fastest way to make Mom VERRY ANGRY.

This is how:

Wait arownd until Mom comes to cleen your Roxie stall. Wait until she notices that your Roxie water bukkit is dirty. Wait until she un-snaps it frum the wall. Wait until she is draggin it out to your Roxie run, to dump it. Then deside that you MUST GET OWT OF YOUR ROXIE STALL RITE THAT SECOND and tromple over her! Shuv her into the wall with your Giant Roxie Body! Hooray!

Except then you get chased arownd in the mud, an menaced. An Mom calls you HORRUBLE names an proposes lots of work for later in the day.

Uh-oh. I think purhaps this is a miss-calculayshun.

I do NOT approve

The 2010 Puffy Roxie Fashun Coat is in, an I HAETE it!


Hmmph.

Look at it!

Dang it all.



Raecing stripes are SOOOOO 2007!
I wiggles a lot so the stripes are avant-garde. That is a fashun term an it meens somthing is fancy an crooked.



Unfortunately this coat is non-returnable.

Thankfully I can covver it with a Puffy Roxie Fashun JACKET.

Vedderan's Day

So. It is Vedderan's Day. This is a day where you be nice to all the persons an horses who go to war an fight. They fight so I can eat treets an live in a big dry stall. I, Roxie, apreshiate this.
I must tell you all that Mom's brother Scott who is a Vedderan came to visit, and he RIDED me! Ther is no picsures cuz Mom is dum somtimes. But I ashure you that I is a good Roxie for Scott. Except that Mom tied me up to put on my saddul an I was lieke, I don' wanna be tied up, so I setted back an tryed to break loose! It is so fun! Except when it dosn't work. It totallee dosn't work. :(
And then Mom gets FURRIOS, like I haeve never seen, an I gettded smacked! An then Mom untied me an I hadda lunge arownd her in little sircles, and then I hadda back up and up and up and up and up and up and up!!! I gettded in HUUUGE trubble! Mom sed I is a spoiled brat! I is like, "I'm sorry Mom, just give me treets!" and she is all "RAAAAARRR, NO, YOU IS BAD ROXIE! KEEP BACKIN UP!" So I did.
So I is a perfict Roxie after this.
An Scott rided me an I is perfect for this too. It is the leest I can do for a Vedderan.
An then he feeded me carrots! Hooray!
So I, Roxie, DID get treets eventshually.

Ultra Sownd

Me getting a Ultra Sownd.

So. I, Roxie, may have taeken the "kicking Luhkota" thing too far in the passture. I may haeve been kickded back. An perhaps I, Roxie, gettded kicked in the leg. In a very importent spot in teh leg. An so I gets stinging stuff rubbded into my Roxie leg. An once I evun gets a leg rap! I gess it maekes things worser, tho. And then today I goed to the veternarien. I normalee haete the Mean Guy with Needles, but today it is a GURL!! An she is pritty an nice, and there are no needles, an a whole bunch of apple treets insted.
I gettded an ultra sownd. This is wen you get in the trailur and go some where, and a persin puts goopy cold stuff on your leg an wiggles a thingy arownd on it, an then you are a Good Girl, and you go home an eat breakfest! Hooray!

Heer is me halping Sarah the Veternarien, with my Roxie face.

I gess ther is nothing wrong with me, Roxie, and I must go back to work. Dangit!

Massahjes

I gets them.


Meegan is the best massahjer EVER. See that spot by my Roxie eer? That HURTDED SO BAD. It is a horse mussle, but it was hard liek a horse bone. An she fixed it! Meegan is my new favrite persin. She rubbded all over on my Roxie body for a HOLE HOUR!! Hooray!

Oh an then I gettded to go back in the Big Field an Lakota the Spotty Butt had HAY FOODS and I, Roxie, deserved theese hay foods more. So i made Snake Eyes at him, an then he turnd an he kickded me with both back feets, so I kickded him with both Roxie back feets, an he kickded me again. An then he runned, and I stealed his hay. Ha! Roxie wins hay foods! An Mom is all maeking the "why do I bother" sounds wen I do this.

I is looking forward to more massahjes.

Hello

So. It has been desided that I, Roxie, gets to live in the BARN this winter! Hooray! I gets a stall! An a sign with my Roxie naeme on it! Woot!
This has somthing to do with Roommate Horse goin away. She finded a new horse house wher the peoples want to ride on traels. Oh an i gess Roommate Horse's new people wanted a mean jerk horse to kick there gelding arownd an maeke him more easyer to train on. Roommate Horse has finded her calling.
But whut this meens to me, Roxie, besides givvin proof that I is the best and most favoritest horse of Mom, is that Mom now has more MONEYS to spend on me, Roxie, an I can be treeted evun more like the Horse Princess that I is. So I gets a STALL, an I gets MASSAZJES, an more LESSINS (evun tho I don't enjoy these) oh an I guess I get new blanketys too. But new blanketys is cuz I, Roxie, growd SIX HOLE INCHS LONGER this summer an I now wears Queen Size blanketys. Yup.

FINE-ally

I, Roxie, FINE-ALLY getted picsures from the show in Joon!

Ther was a nice man with a Big Fancy Flash Box. He taeked picsures. Heer is som of them, frum the dressahj test where I, Roxie, gettded a red ribbin:


(Mom in: The judge's comment on this downward transition was "don't die." Heh.)

And heer is som picsures frum the classes where we goes in sircles with lots of other horses:
Heer is a "hand gallop." I has to work SO HARD to do this gallop!


Heer is me, Roxie, getting a ribbin. I is reelly hoping this ribbin is eat-ible.

Oh an heer is som more picsures, frum the class wher you stand still and be the prittiest horse. I has never seen a spotty mini pony before, as you can probubbly tell.

Mom says we has a lot of work to do still, an I has more things to lern. I, Roxie, think this is a lode of bottom-apples. Since plainly I is a gorjess Roxie.

This just in

Puffy Roxie Fashun Coats.
New for 2010.
Coming soon to a beeyoutiful drafty roan horse neer you.

Hangin with Selebrities

So I, Roxie, goed an did gameing. And ther was a SELEBRITY there, an i meetded him!
This is Idaho Gem. He is a mule.

He is liek a pritty famous mule tho. He coms from a Universe-City, wher they MAEDE him in a room insted of him being maede by a girl horse like is normal. He is the first EVER that was maede. An he has a brother naemed Idaho Star who is the EXACT SAEME as him.
An he is a RAECING mule! I did not know mules culd raece. But this one duz, an so duz his brother who is exactly the same.
I don't relly get how you maeke a mule but the Universe people must be on top of that.
Heer is a article abowt when Gem was birthed, and heer is his Wikipedia entry.

Pritty cool!
What is evun more cooler is that I, Roxie, beeted him at pole bending. :) We wuz both just trotting but i trot more bigger.
I beat a raecing mule at a speed thing! Go Roxie!

Best Horse, Part TOO of Too

Mom goed for a ride on Roommate Horse a cuple days back. This is aftur she (Mom) telled me, Roxie, that Roommate Horse hadda get a very expensive neck needle shot to stop acting so old an meen.
Well i gess the neck needle shot workded too good cuz Roommate Horse does jigging and prancing an spinning an being a Mean JERK horse to Mom for like ten hole MILES!!
So Roommate Horse an mom are kinda not speeking.
An then they com bakc from the ride an Mom gets me, Roxie, out an we has a lessin with Trainer Woman. An I is a Perfict Roxie an Mom is all like, "I LUV you Roxie, you is flawless" and I is like, "Yeah I know."
So anyways, if you reeders need further proofs. Heer is dumb ol' Roommate Horse after the ride wher she is a meen jerk:



Bleh.

And heer is me, Beeutiful Roxie:


Look, I is evun givin you a purple clover.

Best Horse, Part One of Too

I, Roxie, is the Best Horse. This is oftin menshunned by me but heer is proofs:


I has the biggest and most comfortubble bakc EVER. All the birds in the Big Field can not be wrong.

Itchieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

I, Roxie, has Itchy Spots. Most horses has itchy spots but I, Roxie, is bettur than most horses so I has more itchy spots. Here is som of my Itchy Roxie Spots:

1) Insides my Roxie eers. Oooh, yep. That is a good one. I will stick my Roxie ear out side ways and push my whole head at you so you may itch in there better. Yep.

2) the unner-side of my Roxie neck. yeeeah, I likes that spot too. Get it with the currie brush, I likes that best.

3) That spot on my Roxie belly that the flies liek to nibble on. That is iiiiiitchy! Mom puts the bug goop on ther an it feels SO GOOD wen she does that.

4) In facts, just go ahed and scratch my whole Roxie Belly. Yep, this too feels gooooood. Yep yep yep.

5) Insides my back legs/Roxie udder. THIS. IS. MY. VE.RY. VE.RY. VE.RY. VE.RY. FAV. O. RIT. SPOT. AND. I. CAN. NOT. STOP. FLAPP. IN. MY. LIPS. WHEN. YOU. ITCH. THER. OH. YEP. RITE. THER. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP. YEP.

Are you done? If so, you shuld give me a peppurmint. Or some grain foods.

That is how you maeke a Happy Roxie.

I Gets a Award!!

I, Roxie, has winned an AWARD.
Normully i don't reelly know how to post awards, an i don't usuallee pass 'em on cuz hey, I is Roxie, an i shuld be eating. But I will at least tell you all ten things abowt me. Roxie.
So heer goes:

1) i is a Bay Roan. Excep for in the winnter wen I, Roxie, is just a Bay. Seriosly, it is funnie. I like changing collers.

2) I gottded roached again, it is too HOT heer for me to have a maene.

3) i live with lots of Roommate Horses in the Big Feeld right now. Ther is me, Roommate Horse, Rex, Rusty with a Bad Knee, Sparrow, Polo, an Luhkota. I pins my Roxie eers at ALL these horses! Yup. An somtimes Rex kicks me, an then i kick him back, an then we squeel, an then we is frends again.

4) My Roxie bits is HUGE, they is SEVEN INCHS.

5) Excep for my Roxie curb, it is 6 and one-haff inches.

6) I is starrting to lern to JUMP. i has jumpded X fences a cuple of times an one time i evun jumpded a RAIL. An i hits fences, an i nocks them over, an then i get re-warded cuz Mom gets off of my Roxie back and fixes them. Hooray! Nocking fences down!

7) I HAETE clippurs. I haete haet haete them! Mom haz sed that I, Roxie, will be clippured this winnter so we can ride for longer with out me making Roxie Swett. But I don' think she reuhlizes that I, Roxie, will NOT allow this!! I will get violint, an i will nock her down too. Seriosly.

8) People has stopped calling me a boy horse. This is becuz I, Roxie, gets more byoootiful every day. Mom sez.

9) I, Roxie, can GALLOP!! Yup. I has a 5th geer. But only in the feeld behind my Horse House, an only wen we are hedding back towards home. That is the only time galloping occurs.

10) Um. It is harrd to think of ten whole things.

Roxie Faece Friday

See this? Peppurmints goes in HEER.
Yup.