Sunday, September 30, 2012

CARROTS

Mom jomps me over a towering big fense today.  A bunch of times.  An I does not nock it down, not even once.

She is all "ROXAY YOU IS BEST HORSE" and I is all "Psht, I know."

But then as a reeward.  There is CARROTS.


LOTS of carrots.

These is funny shaped.  It makes thees carrots taste EXTRA good. One is SO big, it is a Roxie size carrot.  That is Mom's foot, for comparason.  She does not have real teeny feet, as humans go.  

I is all "GIVE ME THAT GIANT CARROT."


GIVE.


TAKE.


And then some carrots goes in to my Roxie Grains as well.  

I loves carrots!

The End.


1 comment:

Funder said...

I gave Dixie a mutant carrot last weekend and I'm still waiting for her to develop superpowers. I hope you ate enough mutant carrots to be able to poop money or be invisible to plastic bag monsters!