Sunday, November 27, 2011

Roxie Revenge

I has so much time to plot a Roxie Revenge wile I is dronk.
I will explane this revenge as a series of mathamaticull eqayshuns.
Roxie anger abowt Veternary Man is lesser than Roxie anger at Mom for CALLING a Veternary Man.
Roxie anger at Mom+Roxie anger abowt being clipped = letter R
(Letter R times Current Roxie extreme fizzical fitness level), when added to (reecent cold snap x other horses runnding along a fense line) = Roxie decision to BOLT AWAY last nite with Mom riding in a dressazhj saddul an halter!
This is pure awsome. I has SO much fun with this.
Mom is all "WE IS GONNA DIEEEEEEE!" and I is all "NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE A ROXIE AND TO THINK YOU IS GONNA DIE!"
Mom is all "I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU SLOW DOWN FOR CORNERS CUZ IT IS GETTIN DARK AN THE GROWND IS FROSTEE!" and I is all "NEVER! I IS ROXIE!"
Evenshually i slows back down to a canner. Mom cannot stand in stirops in a dressazhj saddul an it is hard work to pack a hooman butt around at high speeds.
A artist rendishun:



Note Mom's long stirops an ineffecktual arms. An my Roxie wound, and fangs, and favrite fuzzy gurth cover.
We'll just see if Mom calls on a Veternary Man EVER AGAIN.

12 comments:

Leah Fry said...

Oh my. You weren't kidding, were you. Your poor Mom. Better watch it, because she might just plot some revenge on you for giving her grey hairs.

Alanna said...

Oh Roxie! That does sound like pretty good revenge. I love your artist rendishun. :)

Jeni said...

Oh no Roxie!!! Just remember Karma... and she always gets even.

Funder said...

Best picture ever!

Pam said...

Roxie, I haven't laughed that much in a very long time. You are a very creative writer.

Let your mom know, its well known for the draft (and draft crosses) to bolt. My trainer filled me in on that over the summer. As I have a Cheval Candian and he has bolted on me a few times as well. It was great fun for him, but scared the crud outa me.

Flartus said...

Roxie, I did not know you had fire-breathing dragon blood in you! That would explain your prodigious Roxie size and strength.

I hope you feel that your mom has been sufficiently revenged upon...are you sure you aren't really mad about Blooey getting the better of you?

Dreaming said...

Hay, there, Roxie. I used to be a Math teacher and your equation was absolutely perfect!! You get an A+ in Math... but a lower grade in 'Deportment'!! Ahem... it doesn't sound like you were too very nice to your mom!

Kristen Eleni Shellenbarger said...

Ohhh Roxie on drugs = bad hangover!! I hope your mouth heals quickly Roxie!! Watch those out for those Bloo feets!

kbryan said...

That is a fabulous artist rendishun! You are a naughty gurl! Gotta give your Mom some credit for stickin on your wide, but firm, Roxie back.

ltd said...

The picture is just *hilarious*.

Breathe said...

Been there, done that on smokey. Bad girl, Roxie!

Glad everyone survived the experience.

Once Upon an Equine said...

I'm very glad nobody DIIEEEEEED during your Roxie revenge. You are a smarty Roxie to do math.