Friday, March 5, 2021

ADVENTURE TIME

 So mom has this plan that I is going to do some riding on rocky traels this spring. So she gets these rock crusher shoos on me.

Shoos with PADS to protect my Roxie Greatness.

But like. I haete this. 

It's hard to get shoos on my hind feets, and even harder wen they has to pad my feets with goop first!

And who wants to do more works anyway. 

So i gets my reevenge.

Mom go's to get me out of the passture I shares with baby Ivy. Normally she sends me thru the gate and then closes it beehind me. I stands there politely for this, or som times I graze.

Not today. Today I decides to leave this place!

I heads off down the driveway. Mom is all "hay get your bott back heer" but I considers this offer and politely declines. 

So she comes after me so i deside to kick it up a notch and i trots away! These shoos feel grate!

So i gets to the end of the drive way and like always i gets scared. So i turns and GALLOPS AWAAAAAAAAAAY towards the naybors and their cute arabians. But then. Freedom is so fun! So i just keep going! 

It looks like this, exsept i is on the other side of this fence and I is wearing a halter.

I goes through their yard. Ans then i goes through Emily's yard too. And then i goes for Jones' yard which is like a half mile away! THIS IS FREEDOM

Mom is walkin me down thru all this. Making mouth noise like "Why" and "Please stopp" and "Wher is my phone to document this funniness".

I gets halfway to Joneses and then i gets tired and maybe a little afraid. Freedom is scary. So i stop and let Mom recapsure me.

She isn't even mad, at least not that she shows me, so this is a releef.

But. I does not get out of getting in the trailer and going on a ride on rocks.

The road goes on forever and the party never ends.


And my shoos work great for stomping on these rocks. 

Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Winter wanderings

 I has been wandering around all winter packin mom and sometimes Moms Matt.

Som times in very inclement conditions

Som times ponying a young monster


Mom's matt is great because its a garantee of no trotting


The best of all however is wen my kid tags along. and she packs a human just like I do.


It's pretty great to know i raised a good kid with a steady job.

Tuesday, February 16, 2021

Being a Boss Lady

So like. Winter is what it is. There is not much activity becuz of ground being froze or hard or muddy and slippy. But Roxies can still earn our graim. 

I is doing this by being a big Boss Lady to baby Ivy horse.

she is young and needs constant reminded of manners. So this is what I do.

The first day she comes in with me. There is much runnin!


VROOM



And I demunstrates my bigness!


Tower of Power

So far she still needs constant reminnding to not eat my foods or to touch me or to get in my Roxie space.

Being a Boss Lady demands vigilence which means I never gets to take time off or go easy. But proteckting my Roxie foods and also my Roxie Spot Where I Stand in the Passture is worth it to me.

Monday, December 28, 2020

How is your CRissmiss?

 Mine is good. 

I gets the best gift ever which is that i did nut have to be rided.

I also gets a bunch of food and grains, and a molebottomy cookie.


I shares with baby warmblud because of the spirit of the holuday.


Anyway i hope all your crissmiss dreams came true.




Thursday, December 3, 2020

Roxie vs. Hay Net

Mom does this thing wher she puts some of my hay into a Roxie hay net. 

This is so i cannut scarf all my foods too fast. 

Or at least that is the idea. 

This hay net popped apart due to my Roxie attenshun. 

Those brown parts is the fixes.

Momm has to fix it LOL. 

She doesn't learn tho.

Next time I will popp it more harder.

Tuesday, November 10, 2020

My saddul

 Remmember my western saddul? That was being mannafactured for my Roxie greatness?

It arrives. 



It is a perfickt fit because it is made for me to my custom Roxie measures. 

I relly enjoys this because it keeps me from feeling Mom wiggle around so much. 


It has nice touches

And cactuses



It is nice for trail walking and for when i has to drag baby horses around to teach them manners.


Heer is where it was made: https://horseshoesaddlery.com/

Saturday, October 31, 2020

Itchy bugs

This summer, the bugs is crayzee here. 

So they bites me, despite all the fly sprays and the udder creams. And I has a allerjy to them and so I rubs out my maene and tail.


Mom finally decides this is crap and she feeds me medicines.

So this is grate because I gets to eat grains 2x a day wile my domb pasturemates just has to eet each other.