Tuesday, July 18, 2023


I figures out the best way to get the whole summer off wen this summer is so hot and gross and you don't wanna make Roxie swett.

You bost a big ol' chunk off your hind foot!

This has brilliant. I is not sore or owwie but Mom is all "AAAAAHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO" and then you gets time off!


Friday, June 9, 2023

A big scarey

So as you know. I does a lot of Roxie Trael Time. 

I enjoy this. It is eesy walking and ther is cool stuff to look at.

Potato comes with me som times too

Cool stuff to look at is like rocks and stomps and flowers and amimals. Amimals is the best; I gets a treet for the spotting of deers and chippymunks and other things. Or even weird birds, i is good at finding critters and these critters doesn't bother a Roxie.

Unless it is this one.


No thanks I'm not in the mood to ponder a squirrel with a hand gremade.


Thursday, May 4, 2023

Now available

Roxie hairs. Now in cake form.

These are prodused by i, Roxie, and is fully endorsed by same.

Get them wile supplies last.

You haul.

Monday, April 24, 2023

Dentist day

This week we has dentist day.

This is when the veternary man comes and makes you sleepy and buzzes your teef and then you stops chompin the insides of your cheeks and what not 

My veternary man is a lady but this does not matter. I still tries to quiet quit this process.

It does not sucseed tho.

I still gets buzzed.

At leest my fellow horses must also go thru this.

Welcome to the world, little Ivy! It's no picnic.

The biggest problem with this visit is that veternary manlady says i has way too much fatness. 

I disagree but. Still a diet and exsersize regime has been instituted for me.


Saturday, March 18, 2023


Jelosy is such a ugly consept.

I, Roxie, seldom has a jelos. Only maybe if i see someone getting graim foods and i is not also receeving these.

So i does not do jelosy. But as you may imagine. My Roxie Greatness may provoke this in others.

Like when i gets a massahge and my small Potato neighbor gets this jelos feeling even tho she has gotten her pony rubbin already on this day.


Friday, March 10, 2023

Hella copper encounter

Any of you who has followed my greatness and advenchers for some time will recolleckt that i is the smartest and i enjoy using my prestigious braim to observe my world. 

One of my favrite things to observe is the flying machines.

Except for the occasional weirdness with mens in grumbly parachutes, i enjoy seeing plames and hella coppers. 

But there is an incident recently that shows me that hella coppers are nothing to mess around with. 

They are QUITE LOUD when they get near your horse house and they certinly can move a lot of air.

This is all very over whelming when you is a Roxie.


There is a video too but videos is too hard to put on a innernet.

Tuesday, March 7, 2023

Appyloosa time

. . . Is what it is when winter keeps makin snows.

You get to practice your Appyloosa costume.