I is Roxie and I is over sharing.
I is all "Mommish. I do not want new tacks becuz that meens more work." And she is all "Hokay but. How about I give you foods and groomy stuff instead and I can dig up old tacks and we can pretend they is new." Which is a good deel.
So i gets this bloo quater sheet which is not new but which I never
And I gets my lether bit put back on my bridle becuz when it is 15 degrees, it is nice to not have to carry a metal rod in ones mouf.
|Comfort is key.|
And I gets this boss detwangler that takes care of my Roxie Dredlocksies.
And i gets a mondo dump of Crissmiss grain with extra flaxes.
And new peppurmints.
Other dorks get bloo bridles. This just meens more work for those suckers.
Ther is a Fang bridle tag too, in case any one is to make the mistake of thinking she is frendly and nice:
Baby Halo gets a bloo show haltur for this coming season.
Anyways, that is all that I knows of.