Saturday, June 8, 2013

Advenchers! Part 2

So. After my last Roxie Advencher, I goes to have another one!

This one is so weerd tho.

First off I is SOUND ASLEEPS an I suspeckt Mom is coming to grab me. So I walk as FAR AWAY as I can, becuz I do not want to go, but she gets me anyway. :(

I is Rox-ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ
So, being a obeedient Roxie, I gets in my trailur and we is all driving down the road. And then my Roxie trailur gets kina wiggly. An I is all "WHOA!" An Mom must of herd me becuz she slows down, an my trailer is going way slower. An so this continues for a while.

An then we stops! And I heer people talking so I is like "Sweet, we is here now! Where is heer!?" so anyways. I gets out of my trailur an we is in a parking lot in a dusty place and there is tires and work mens everywhere.

And they is all "WHOA that horse is a GIANT HORSE an no WONDER your truck has trubbles!" An Mom makes like MURDER FACE at these mens.

An then my truck an trailur drives off. An Mom an I is in this parking lot, hanging out like, huh. I trys my Roxie best to figure this out but i do not see any oppurtunity to wear a saddul or do works or anything so I is like "Well, let us go eet grasses!" so we did.

I got to go to these tank things! And I got to do SNOOOOOORTS at them to intimidate them! 

Evenshually my truck an trailur come back an the work man gets out and is like "HOLY WOW LADY YOUR ROXIE TRUCK HAS A MAJOR PROBLUM" an Mom is like "um yeah."

So they do some stuff an say som things and Mom calls her Matt. And then we un hook my trock from my trailur, an it goes away. And then we eats more grasses!

There is not much in the way of good grasses so heer is me staring atta road.

There is TRAINS that come by! They is SO LOUD! And I is all "EEP! SCAREY!" an I does a little Roxie dance each time I sees one.

Oh an then a nice Sheriff man coms by an he is all "Are you guys lost?" An he says nice things about my bigness an my Roxie feets. :)

So evenshually I eets all the grasses. So we hang out in the parking lot.

Resting a foot.

Resting a foot vershun 2 point oh  
And I scours the parking lot for ALL TINY EATIBLE THINGS.

Soon enuff, Mom's Matt shows up with a shiney NEW trock! An I hang out with Matt an we watch while Mom does truck hook-up magic stuff, an then I gets in! And we goes down the road again! It is a much more nicer ride this time.

And then I gets to com back out of my trailur and I is back home! Hooray!

I think perr haps  this is not what was plannded for this Advencher but I will still refer to it as one.

It started to rain as Mom took this picture of a Roxie. I tells you, this is a weerd day.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Advenchers! Part One.

I gets to have Roxie Advenchers lately!

First there is one where i goes in my trailer. An we go down the rode, but not real far. Then I gets out an I reemember this place! I lived here for a little bit, this one time.

Heer is my truck and Roxie Trailur.

Heer is how I rubs my lether Roxie haltur around in the trailer! It is much prittier now!

Heer is where I stands to get my Roxie saddul on.

And then i gets to go an do Roxie Jomping! Heer are these jomps.

These is pritty big, so I jomps them extra good.

Then I is all done! And Mom is all "GOOD GIRL!" 

Heer is me onna Hot Walker. This is a thing wher it makes you Walker until you is no longer Hot. I is like "LET ME STOP ALREDDAY!" an Mom is all mean and "NO!"

But this is OK cuz then i gets GRASSES.

And I gets to meet a BARREL 

And then there is this CAT!

This cat is my new best frend! His Cat Name is "Boots" an he does not care abowt ANYTHING. He is not even scared of my Roxie bigness! He lets me nuzzle on him and love him! He rubs all over my Roxie nose! I love Boots the Cat! 

See? He duzint care.

So anyways. This was a fun day but this is mostly beecause of the Cat. The Cat named Boots who lets me nuzzle and snuffle him with my whole Roxie face.