Monday, December 28, 2020

How is your CRissmiss?

 Mine is good. 

I gets the best gift ever which is that i did nut have to be rided.

I also gets a bunch of food and grains, and a molebottomy cookie.

I shares with baby warmblud because of the spirit of the holuday.

Anyway i hope all your crissmiss dreams came true.

Wednesday, December 23, 2020

Wesstern dressahj

I is embarking on a new career apparently. As a wesstern dressahzj horse.

I has already done some wessahzj before so the lerning curve is smol.

This is from a few years back

Mom says this whole new focuss is because I donot has to do cannering any more if I do not want to. And I ashure you i does not want to.

So anyways this is dressahj but is more slower and less "make Roxie do cannerign and big trotting which she does not enjoy." But there is still bending and maybe some neck raining and the same old listening to Mom blahblah like always. 

And also more trail walking and maybe less forever work in the areena.

Thursday, December 3, 2020

Roxie vs. Hay Net

Mom does this thing wher she puts some of my hay into a Roxie hay net. 

This is so i cannut scarf all my foods too fast. 

Or at least that is the idea. 

This hay net popped apart due to my Roxie attenshun. 

Those brown parts is the fixes.

Momm has to fix it LOL. 

She doesn't learn tho.

Next time I will popp it more harder.

Tuesday, November 10, 2020

My saddul

 Remmember my western saddul? That was being mannafactured for my Roxie greatness?

It arrives. 

It is a perfickt fit because it is made for me to my custom Roxie measures. 

I relly enjoys this because it keeps me from feeling Mom wiggle around so much. 

It has nice touches

And cactuses

It is nice for trail walking and for when i has to drag baby horses around to teach them manners.

Heer is where it was made:

Saturday, October 31, 2020

Itchy bugs

This summer, the bugs is crayzee here. 

So they bites me, despite all the fly sprays and the udder creams. And I has a allerjy to them and so I rubs out my maene and tail.

Mom finally decides this is crap and she feeds me medicines.

So this is grate because I gets to eat grains 2x a day wile my domb pasturemates just has to eet each other.

Friday, October 23, 2020


 Here is me in my Roxie trailur and also slenderman Juno in this same spot in MY trailur.

She is a string bean

How on earth she is susposed to pack a person around with no muscles or substance to her, I donot know.

Tuesday, October 20, 2020

Host duties

 As is the normal for a Roxie. I has also been hosting frends of mom.

I appreciate being the horse who is kind and trusty that can be rided by anyone because i is not a big ol' goober who does bucking or being a bad.

Like this is Ty Anne. She has rided me before. She is a good Roxie sitter-onner.

And this is Pia.

Pia comes to ride me and she gets on and starts to cry and I is all "welp I hope its not acuz of me being bad" and it was not, so it's all good.

Roxies give you the feels.

She is also a good Roxie rider. 

And there is Erica of course.

I continues to be the best and most gentle Roxie. I mean, doy.

Saturday, October 17, 2020

Baby Halo

 So Baby Halo is up to some stuff. 

You all rememmer Baby Halo as being my brilliant perfickt child. 

Baby Genius

She has been getting all geared up to join the work force evenshully.

So like. She gets a saddul which is very very wide for her mighty baby back which is even broader than is my Roxie back.

This mantis is clearly lost in some vast forrein land.

But check this, we can both wears this saddel:

So i donot know whether to be proud of this or to find this to be awkward,

Whatever, at least she will not ever be able to steal my bridles and other Roxie head gears.

That's a big ol' negatory on ever fittin into my haltur.

So she is getting rided a little tiny bit, by human as well as by bug, but not much because she is a precious babbo and we all know the value of her. 

Monday, October 12, 2020


 So like. I forgets to post heer for a while.

That is OK tho because not much is heppening.

I is on lighter duty now. Mom threttens to have us do some wesstern dressage but then the world got sick and there was no horse shows this year.

Western saddle selfies instead.

So I does traels instead. And ponying babies.

So much ponying of babies

Oh yeah, that is a thing I shuld mention. Fang left heer to go be a trail horse with first an older lady and then later to a little girl. She was not real big on the jomping thing so every one is happy with this new sitch.

So there is lots of horses in and out of heer this year.

I has a boyfrend for the summer.

<3 <3 QUILL my mans <3 <3

He goes back home for the winter tho which is prefect because its terble when a dude overstays his welcome. 

There is also some babies.  

Heer is a yearling

Heer is a two year ling

Both of these babies is slender and well bred. 

I haetes them. They annoy me at best and thretten my Roxie Greatness at worst.

Anyway, I guess that is all for now. I will dig thru the picsures of 2020 and post some other things maybe.