Monday, December 19, 2016

Super Importent Fashun Roxie Update

Actually this is two updates:

1) Fashun Coats for this yeer has cool pops of pipey color.

And bloo is good on all colors of horse. 

2) Shimmer lip sticks is back in!

Hot Cotuer

Friday, December 2, 2016

Back to work

So heer is what back to work looks like:

Work ethic fail.

Blurry becus of it is getting kinda dark.

There is some walking over ground poles action also.

Monday, November 21, 2016

Better bludd!

I haev mostly better bludd now! :)

So the vet says to get back to work packin Mom around.

I is all "Fooey on work."

Monday, November 7, 2016

Thank you

Thank you all for all your niceness.

I is doing ok for now. Vet laydee has recommended stopping medisine and seeing if my bludd keeps getting better! So that is good.

I am still bored tho.

In the mean time. Potato Pony has been the only horse here with a job. She does dressahzj and trails and jomping for Mom.

Artist renndering of Potato lerning about jomping with a person on her.

I is maybe a little jelos.

Ther is another baybee here. Baby Fang. This is us frum earlier this summer:

She is black and a little attitudinous:

But she is leggy and cantery so maybe this meens less canterings for me some day.

I is all in favor of sharing the Mom-butt load with the other ponies. As long as I is still the best and favrite Roxie. Which I is.

Monday, October 31, 2016

I, Roxie, has got sick :(

Hallo. So big apologies for the real long hiatus.

I has got sick.

It is a sad deel. Here is what happend:

Back in September I was finelee fit enouf to go do a jomping show. I was a big boss laydee at this show.

Seriosly, I was great.

 And then, two days later, I stopped wanting food.

Mom is all "OMG VET IMMEDIUTLY" and we goed and had bludd testing, which involved needuls and so I haete this. But that is minor. What is not minor is that this bludd test magick shows that my big Roxie livver is not working right. It has probly been this way for weeks. But only I knows this for sure, and I is not telling.

So we does medisin and we does some other things. Like a ultrasound. This shows us nothing exsept the fact that i does in fact have a livver. So the vet laydee does a biopsee of my livver which also shows us that I has a livver but does not say anything beyond this. Oh wait, it also shows that its not from any thing toxic or any dumb weeds or anything. But other than that, we do not know.

Not at all trusting the vet laydee
So we continues with medisin. And testing my bludd like every week.

I still haete needuls. But if Mom crams my Roxie face-mouf full of peppurmints while its happening, I can be slightly more polite.

So this has been for almost 2 months. My livver is getting better exsept for a test result thing which shows there is maybe some blockidge in there. So we continues with medisin.

I do not get to do riding or anything fun. Which makes for a sad bored Roxie!

Monday, June 6, 2016


I is also going around an doing more stuff lately.

Mom hauls me to lessins, and to traels, and to cows.

She says I get to start jomping again soon as well! Yay Roxie!

Thursday, June 2, 2016

More compatition but it is a show this time

I did a Roxie show!

The nice thing about this sort of compatition is that I is not compeeting with a teeny red baby. She has to get braided and do Wite Pants Dressahj.

Roxies do not deel with this nonsense. I gets to look spiff in my wessturn stuff, since it is wessage.

As squar as I gets.

At leest I gets pine needles after.

And, because of bloo ribbin. I also gets grains! I suspeckt I may have been given grains anyway for being such a good forward Roxie.

Oh an this happens. Mom is all "offense?" but I is like "whateverrrrrrrrrrrr."

I gets a relly good score so I is all "Hooray!" and I seriosly hope Mom does not make me go up a notch and do more harder works as a result.

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Life is Compatition

All life is compatition.

Like you must compeet for foods and grasses and graim and snuggles from Mom. Espeshully when a teeny pony tries to take all these things first.

Like now. Pony and Mom is hangin out. I has to come over to see if there is treets.


There does not appeer to be treets.

I must be the BOSS MARE anyway! 

Potato is not super impressed with this display. An i knows I get yelled at for pretend-kicking at her. So there is that. 

It is hard to always compeet for stuff. 

Sunday, March 20, 2016

I is Trael Guide

So wen you is Roxie. Your bigness and stedyness means that you get given Importent Jobs. Like you will carry some one who has never relly been on a horse befor, because you is Roxie and you is big and trusty.

Heer is me carrying Mom's bruther from a wile back:

Or liek you will be the Pony Horse bc you are a leader:

It is good to be trusty.

So becuz of this. I is Sweet Potato's leader horse on her first trail expedishun. We just goes down the rode, but she is all looky and boogle eyed at all the peeple and cars and sheeps and other horses and mail boxes and dogs and powerbox things and culvurts and that one guy who was shooting a gun, so it is good for me to be there.

Especially when this shaggy monnster-thing comes gallumphing over. Mom hadn't got on yet, which was good becuz Potater was all Whirlsnort Hightail.

But she did good! Becuz I is Roxie an I is a good example.

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Oh and also

And also. Sweet Potater and I gets to come back to Mom's house.

It is a stormie day so the sky does Cool Stuff.

Potato goes all Crayzee Legs:

We settels down evenshually tho.