Friday, April 10, 2015

Baby Potato is a fast learner

So Mom and I is riding around the other day. Workin on square halting.

I haete square halting.

But anyways. This rando dog comes over to visit. He is a distracktion! So i is all "HOORAY!"

He seems frendly but Mom is all "doooh I donut like stray dogs." And then he comes into our areena work space. And he goes behind my Roxie greatness. I donut think he wanted to chase me but dogs behind me is a big no-no, that is Mom's orders.

So we turns and goes to chaesing him! Like he is a tiny cow. and he runs away becuz of course he does.

And he runs into the pen where Potato and old Roommate Horse is. Potato was watching me do chasing, and she is all "that looks liek a fun game."

So Potato goes to chasing, but she is much more serios about this.

It were amaezing, That baby has never even pinned a ear at anyone. She is so kind. But not to dogs!

That dog was all "OH NOES" and "RUNNDING" and it were so funnie. Mom an I stood there and did laffing.

The dog had a hard time figgering out how to get back home becuz he kept going back in there pen and Potato kept making stomple attempts.

Evenshually he got away. But mom is all "I is SO PROWD of you, Potato! Good baby!"

The end.

Monday, April 6, 2015


It is Roxie foot trimmin time!

I mean. This happens all the time. But this time, Roommate Horse gets shoes.

She relly wanted to leave the nail pokers out. But the shoe man said "no dice."

I, Roxie, provided helpful assistence to the shoe man. Heer is what this looks like:

I stood here and does snorting to warn him of fire. I donut know who else wuld have warned him of this.

Fire is kinda a big deel. But he seemed non-perrturbed.


Saturday, April 4, 2015


Mom and i is riding around minding our own Roxie bizness the other day and then I steps in a spot that looks OK but the grownd collapses and I end up in a hole. A BIG hole.

Terble, right???

I almost falls down!

I lurched out of the hole with mah front leg, but then mah back leg goes in. :(

I lurches my back leg out too, but I steps on my front leg trying to stay uprite an save Mom. which I do, becuz I is Roxie.

Anyways. I is OK. But I got grass stains all up mah legs, and Mom got all shook up.

So she rubs me an hugs me and says she is sorrie and she gives me grain and carrots and tells me "thank you" and stuff. 

And then she goes an beets that hole to death. Like, relly, a lot.

Donut mess with Roxie! Or Mom will pick ax you.