Sunday, October 21, 2018

Roxie and Frends

So as you all know. My Roxie greatness and agreeable way of being a horse meens that I gets rided a lot by my non-Mom's frends. She is all "Hay Roxie i trust you not to kill my frends OK" and I is all "10-4 I will be good." And then I is good.

So like. As i gets back to work, I host some peoples.

Like Erica the massahje person.

And Sara the other massahje person.

And Caley the trainer woman. Caley rides me at a cross country course and I is all "SWEET LET'S JOMP" but this was just walking around while Caley did Horse Coaching stuff from on me.

Sara does some Roxie jomping tho! But this is a post for a later bloggo.

And I gets all the appels when i is good which, I is always good, so this means tons of appels.

So anyways. I is happie to be in Horse Rotation and getting rided again.

But I still need a name for no-longer-Mom.

Friday, October 5, 2018

The Happyest

You guys. I is the happyest in the world. An let me explain why to you all.

This shuld maybe not be said but. This baby raisin thing is not what I expected.

Halo is cute an stuff but she is real annoying and demanding and I is sad to not relly get to spend Mom time with hoomin Mom. Which also I need to com up with another term for Mom becuz she did not birth me and did not have pain and bludd and resulting udder annoyance an there fore she is not my mom.

I is a mom. And there is most surely some pain and some udder anoyance and some baby jomping on you when you is just trying to graze or do sleepin.

So thus. I is a good sport for a wile (like for all summer) and then I becomes reel tired of this deal so I starts being like “GO AWAY BABY HALO” and biting her wen she is nursing with her stoopid chomp teeth.

But this is not why I is happy.

I is happy becus I asked nolongermom to separate me an dumb baby and she TOTALLY DID THIS FOR ME.

This is great.

WAAH WAHH MOMMA oh wait don't care see ya

Som times I call to see if a Halo is still alive. I do lov a baby even if she is a dummy.

But mostly I do not call. Mostly I goes on adventures with nonmom and she tells me how she missed me an how I is SO GOOD to just go back to areena stuff and trail walking like a good solid lady.

 An mostly Halo does not call her mother either. She has new frends and they are more interesting and that is fine.