Saturday, March 18, 2023

Jealosy

Jelosy is such a ugly consept.

I, Roxie, seldom has a jelos. Only maybe if i see someone getting graim foods and i is not also receeving these.

So i does not do jelosy. But as you may imagine. My Roxie Greatness may provoke this in others.

Like when i gets a massahge and my small Potato neighbor gets this jelos feeling even tho she has gotten her pony rubbin already on this day.



TOO BAD SO SAD, POTATO. |:<

Friday, March 10, 2023

Hella copper encounter

Any of you who has followed my greatness and advenchers for some time will recolleckt that i is the smartest and i enjoy using my prestigious braim to observe my world. 

One of my favrite things to observe is the flying machines.

Except for the occasional weirdness with mens in grumbly parachutes, i enjoy seeing plames and hella coppers. 

But there is an incident recently that shows me that hella coppers are nothing to mess around with. 

They are QUITE LOUD when they get near your horse house and they certinly can move a lot of air.

This is all very over whelming when you is a Roxie.

WHELMED

There is a video too but videos is too hard to put on a innernet.

Tuesday, March 7, 2023

Appyloosa time

. . . Is what it is when winter keeps makin snows.

You get to practice your Appyloosa costume.




Friday, February 3, 2023

My kid Halo and me

My kid Halo and me is both the prittiest.


Deal with it. 😘

Monday, January 9, 2023

Scaries

So i goes to a indoor areema to practise my greatness. 

I has never been to this place before. And i haete this place. There is rain on the roofs and a bunch of scaries inside. 

Enjoy these pics of things that are scarie. If you scare easily, you may wish to stop reeding here.

Tractor! SCAREY

This door is also maybe up to no good 

TWO mounty blocks? A tarp?! A JUMP MY MOM MADE?!?!?!

BLANKET GHOSTS D;

Oh wait this one is Ivy's, we good 

Spectators who all says I is so big and gorgess, i suppose this is OK.

FAKE SHEEP 😭😭😭

Jump rails noooooooooo

Jump misallaneous, this is very suspish 

And then my child Halo gets rode also and i has to wait around for this to complete.

UGH this is SO BOREDOM can we just LEAVE alreddy

I hope you have enjoyed this Tour of Terror.

Tuesday, January 3, 2023

Karatie

So as you all know. I is a multi talent creature.

But i bets you donut even know just how talent.

Like for example. I bets no one of you knows that i, Roxie, knows how to do karatie. Karatie is a anchient asian thing where you wack stuff with your feets until it breaks. So acshully lots of horses can do karatie but usually not as smartly as me.

So here is a example.

Two weeks ago at my Roxie house there is a big freeze. My Roxie waterer freezes up. Mom is like "grf winter bad" and gets me a heated bucket to drink out of in my stall. But i prefer my cold Roxie outside water. So i fixes the frozen part. With karatie.


So see how the back side of this waterer is froze over and snowwy. My side was like this until the big karatie chopping i dishes out.

I booshes through this much ice.

HIYA TAKE THAT, ICE

And mom is all O_O and "damn Roxie you so wise" and I'm all "yup yup."

Karatie. Do it.