Hallo. I is decidin’ that I is gonna make the gesst blog into point-counnerpoint. Because it is my Roxie blog and I can do whatever I want! Ha.
So I go first.

Point: I is Roxie. I is the best horse. Roommate Horse is a mean jerk horse and is not the best. Because I, Roxie, is the best.

Counter-point: Hardly. If you are the best, and it’s ARE, not “is,” then why . . . I’m sorry, I should introduce myself. Hello, readers. My name is NOT Roommate Horse. My name is (drum roll) . . . Marvelina. I’m a lovely Thoroughbred mare and I like to run fast. I am—

YOU AM HAVE A STOOPID NAME.

. . . I didn’t pick my name. Although I will admit it is a good reason not to allow small children to name their horses. I am 16.1, in my mid-teens, and I am Boss Mare. I am grateful for the opportunity to comment on this blog since it’s all Roxie can babble about lately. I am sick of hearing it actually.

Then don’t do yr gesst blog!

*pins ears*

*retreats*

That’s right.

Anyways, I would love to continue blogging but I am a little sore and tired today due to the fact that I hauled out for a DRESSAGE LESSON BECAUSE ONLY TALENTED HORSES GO TO THE PRETTY BARN AND TALK TO THE TRAINER WOMAN AND GET TO RIDE PAST THE MIRRORS. So I am going to go lay in the sun. Ta ta.

Would you like to offer a counter-point?

. . . . .

You go for lessons ‘cuz you ARE a mean horse and ‘cuz I get to eat food in peace when you go away. Also, I dislikes you.

*ignores, wanders off*

Hmmph.

Gesst Blog is Upcoming

I is gettin pressure from a mean black roommate horse to allow a gesst blog. I is lettin it happen but not just yet.
Mom came and brushded me. Theres hairs of mine all over the place. Somtimes birds come an steel the hairs of mine off the grownd. I is ok with this cuz i'm done with 'em. I standed good and i gotz treat foods. Yum yum yum.
Also i is no longer wearin my Bloo Sheet. I like Bloo Sheet cuz it kept me dry but is nice to be abel to rolllllllllll around and itch my back and get all durty.

That is all.

stoopid rains an snows

Yesserday it is sevundy digrees and i is wantin' my longish hairs to falls out already. Today it is thurdy-nine digrees an I is wantin' to keeps my longish hairs for a touch longer.

I is a Baybee once

I is the Cutest.


I is once Boss Mare of a mitey hurd of chikens. Take THAT, Roommate Horse! I too is a comanderr!




This is Baybee Me, Roxie, noseing a tarp. Tarps is not scarey.



Lookit me playin'!

Many Thanx to Kerrie, my first human Mom, for givin' these to me!

Huh

I is somwhat comfuzed as to why Roommate Horse got to ride in the trailur yesterday and I, Roxie, did not. I think it is MY trailur. Roommate Horse came back later (DANG!) and said she gots to go Hack and have a Lesson and she said she is very good and the barn is pritty and she meeted new horses and they all lovded her and telled her she is the best horse.

I dislike Roommate Horse.

PROOF

Flash Box Evidince is here that I, Roxie, got guns shooted from me. I is not worried 'bout this. Not evun a liddle. The worried look in my Roxie eyes is a dirty lie.
















You may embiggen me by clikin' on me.

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I m annoyed lately.
First ther is Horse Shoe Man. Then ther is D Wormer. THEN ther is Mean Guy with Needles and he stuffded goop-stuff up my nose and took my bludd. Thats my ROXIE bludd! Give it back! And he putded his mean man hands in my mouf too and feeld my teef. I HAET that man! He givded me a treat after alla that but i still haet him. I di'int want that treat from him an i tryed to reject it but I is always hongry. :-(
I is defintley steppin on Mom next chance i gets.