3 Faze

Mom an me goes to a 3 Faze show.

This is what it is called when you get rided THREE times, an it does not faze you.

The first ride is a dressahzj thing.

I is a good, perfickt Roxie.  As always.  Mom messes up our dressahzj.  This is also as always.

I is beeyoutiful tho.  Lookit.

Warm-ups:

Show time:

Mom thotfully up-lodes a video with the mess-up (HER Mom mess-up) removed.  Heer:  http://youtu.be/twesrYDtZ3c

Then I goes to a big nice Roxie stall an rests for a while.

Then, the next faze is xc jomping.  I jomps all the things.  There is lots of things.  There is log things, an a tiger trap thing, an ramp things, an a table top.  An I goes through waters, an up and down a little bank, and up an down a Big HUGE Bank that is very steep.  An I gallops SO FAST.  All the peoples at the show is all "ooh Roxie, you looks like FUN when you goes so fast!" An I is all "Roxies is ALWAYS fun."  Yeah.

Then I rests again!

An then the third faze is jomping in a areena with lots of people watching you an clapping when you jomp all the things an you do so good.  

Mom is so happie an PROUD of me, Roxie.  Fist pump! :)

There is video of this as well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBmlWwbmV2c&feature=plcp

There is pro picsure people there.  So perhaps there is Pro Roxie Picsures but I is not sure yet.

An there is a YELLO ribbin!  Yay for yello!

So in conclusiun.  Nothing fazes a Roxie.

CARROTS

Mom jomps me over a towering big fense today.  A bunch of times.  An I does not nock it down, not even once.

She is all "ROXAY YOU IS BEST HORSE" and I is all "Psht, I know."

But then as a reeward.  There is CARROTS.

LOTS of carrots.

These is funny shaped.  It makes thees carrots taste EXTRA good. One is SO big, it is a Roxie size carrot.  That is Mom's foot, for comparason.  She does not have real teeny feet, as humans go.  

I is all "GIVE ME THAT GIANT CARROT."

GIVE.

TAKE.

And then some carrots goes in to my Roxie Grains as well.  

I loves carrots!

The End.

Vets

I has to go to a veternary man for rootine blood stuffs.  An fall shots.

I haetes shots.

Mom knows this so she sez "Put Roxie in the horse cage thing."

Roxies in Stocksies.    

There IS a show coming up!

Or. Ther was a show coming up.  Now it is over.
But let us let a Roxie back up.
So a wile back, Mom brings me to her Human House again for more jomping.  She appurently feels a need to be shure I knows how to jomp.
So this time, she has built all sorts of fenses.
Ther is a course walk.  Mom cannut LOCATE the course walk on her compooter cuz of her Mom dum-ness.
So heer is a link to a video insted:
 http://youtu.be/Eh1uqEwy6KI

So anyways.  I does jomping, an I proves that I is reddy.

Then i gets a WHOLE WEEK OFF.  I is all, "Hooray!" I gets GRAINS, an APPELS.  Life is rad.

But then I has to gets in a trailur, an be there for lieke 4 whole hours.

I gets SO TIRED of being inna trailur.  An it smells smoky, an I gets kinda scared.

But evenshually.  We gets to a show place. I is rided in show things for TWO whole DAYS.

I has to live in a plastic stall.  Mom takes me out a lot though so it's not super bad.

Som times, wen I comes out of plastic Roxie stall, i gets a saddul on.  Some times this is for a dressahzj class, an som times this is for a jomping class.

Heer is me hanging out in my plastic Roxie stall.  I is waiting for a jomp class.

Heer is som shots from dressahzj classes.
Walking:

It is nice of thees people to salute a Roxie.

 

Heer is Mom being all "Roxie, come back frum Free Walk." An I is all "NO, I DON'T WANNA! It is MY Big Giant Head!"

Trotting:

'member how Mom wants me to trot bigger?  Heer is me trying my Roxie best. 

Cannering:

Heer is picshures of me halting, or just having fun:

Mom loves this big Clyde Dale horse an is watching the heck outta him.

Free walkin!

Heer is me doing jompings.  Som times this is stadium jompings an som times this is xc jompings:

I wants to go jomp a green oxer back wards an Mom is all "NO Roxie, we goes over this way an does a Ameracan Flag fense."

Right after this little black-an-white fense, I is all "we is turning right!" an Mom is all "No, we is turning LEFT" an I does the BIGGEST and BEST Roxie flying change!

There is no videos of this, which is good. No proofs.

There is lots of hills on this xc corse.  STEEP hills.  Heer is a hill video.

I do pretty good on thees hills the first day.  I do EXCELLENT on these hills the next day an I gets a big red ribbin cuz I is so much more faster.  

Mom is super Prowd of a Roxie. :)

Then I goes home!  An i gets grains, an Nice appel bars, an treets that I (Roxie) wins, an appels, and I gets ALL the carrits.  

Oh.  I also wins gray polo raps.  But thees is not as cool as carrits and treets.

Go ROXIE!!!

Ther is a show coming up

Ther is a show coming up.

At leest, I *think* there is.

Mom has been spending lots of time on jomping.  And she has been messing with her stirops and is all "thees is too short, thees is too long, thees is un even, now thees is too short agin." She is also jomping without hands on Roxie reins, or without stirops, or both of these.  Some times she even jomps me without a saddul.

(editor's note: Trying to solve an overly swing-y lower leg)

Meanwhile I just does what I is told.  I jomps fences, trots around feelds, canners on trails, does dressahzjs, and what ever else.

I halts square, an backs up, an does canners on correckt leeds.  These is all easy.  One thing that is not eesy: We will trot for a while, and then Mom is all "Roxie, trot bigger." and I is like "Trot faster!" and Mom is like "No, trot BIGGER" and I is like "Whut? You mean FASTER." and she is all "NO I MEAN BIGGER" but I donot understand.  Mom sez I will get it evenshually.  

We also does a stretchy trot sircles.  I is excellent at these an I gets ALL the "good girl"s.
















Also.  Mom taekes me back to a Toolip Spring place.  I remember this from spring time.

I loves this place.  It has ALL sorts of nice tall green grasses an purple clovers.

I is all "MOM PLEASE ALLOW ME TO EAT OF THESE" and she is all "NO WAY YOU COW I BRUNG YOU HEER TO DO WORKS" which is relly not very nice to say to a Roxie.

I gets in a Humungus Horse Trailur with other horses.  Noah an som freckle face red horse.  I is the oldest horse heer, an the only girl. :)

Noah is the blond one.

We does jompings!

Picshured: Jompings 

Heer is video.

There is ANOTHER flying change that happens between the last 2 fenses of this one.  I has GOT to rememmer to stop indicayting that thees is possible. I has got to stick with "no I is too long-body an Roxie Hevvy to do this thing."

HA ha ha ha ha ha ha

Well THIS will show a Mom not to baleeve that Roxies is athletic! 

This is me karatee chopping a fense an BREAKING it! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

This is in Mom's an Mom's Matt's big back yard feeld.

Mom desides I needs more Roxie room to do turning an gallops so she brings me heer to jomp things.

I does grate an I is a Very Good Girl, exsept for the afore menshunned fence chopping.

Heer is a video of me being excellent.

Heer is an even more excellent video. Mom's Matt sets this one to a punk rock song. :)

Let's go!   

Heer is more picshures.

Funny things happun from this "going to Mom's house" occurrence.

I gets to eet lawn grasses.  Mom's Matt is all "Grrr Roxie is maeking Horse Holes in my lawn!"

An mom's cats sees me thru a window and one of them gets SO SCARED that she runs thru the Human House and sprays CAT PEES everywhere! BAD stupid cat!

Things like this is why horses is a best pets to have.