Ha ha oops

I forgets to blog for a minit!

But never fear. Roxie is still heer.

I will tell you all the storries of how i goes to some events, and there is a big ribbin, and all the other fun stuffs.

Wait one!

 

ADVENTURE TIME

 So mom has this plan that I is going to do some riding on rocky traels this spring. So she gets these rock crusher shoos on me.

Shoos with PADS to protect my Roxie Greatness.

But like. I haete this. 

It's hard to get shoos on my hind feets, and even harder wen they has to pad my feets with goop first!

And who wants to do more works anyway. 

So i gets my reevenge.

Mom go's to get me out of the passture I shares with baby Ivy. Normally she sends me thru the gate and then closes it beehind me. I stands there politely for this, or som times I graze.

Not today. Today I decides to leave this place!

I heads off down the driveway. Mom is all "hay get your bott back heer" but I considers this offer and politely declines. 

So she comes after me so i deside to kick it up a notch and i trots away! These shoos feel grate!

So i gets to the end of the drive way and like always i gets scared. So i turns and GALLOPS AWAAAAAAAAAAY towards the naybors and their cute arabians. But then. Freedom is so fun! So i just keep going! 

It looks like this, exsept i is on the other side of this fence and I is wearing a halter.

I goes through their yard. Ans then i goes through Emily's yard too. And then i goes for Jones' yard which is like a half mile away! THIS IS FREEDOM

Mom is walkin me down thru all this. Making mouth noise like "Why" and "Please stopp" and "Wher is my phone to document this funniness".

I gets halfway to Joneses and then i gets tired and maybe a little afraid. Freedom is scary. So i stop and let Mom recapsure me.

She isn't even mad, at least not that she shows me, so this is a releef.

But. I does not get out of getting in the trailer and going on a ride on rocks.

The road goes on forever and the party never ends.

And my shoos work great for stomping on these rocks. 

Winter wanderings

 I has been wandering around all winter packin mom and sometimes Moms Matt.

Som times in very inclement conditions

Som times ponying a young monster

Mom's matt is great because its a garantee of no trotting

The best of all however is wen my kid tags along. and she packs a human just like I do.

It's pretty great to know i raised a good kid with a steady job.

Being a Boss Lady

So like. Winter is what it is. There is not much activity becuz of ground being froze or hard or muddy and slippy. But Roxies can still earn our graim. 

I is doing this by being a big Boss Lady to baby Ivy horse.

she is young and needs constant reminded of manners. So this is what I do.

The first day she comes in with me. There is much runnin!

VROOM

And I demunstrates my bigness!

Tower of Power

So far she still needs constant reminnding to not eat my foods or to touch me or to get in my Roxie space.

Being a Boss Lady demands vigilence which means I never gets to take time off or go easy. But proteckting my Roxie foods and also my Roxie Spot Where I Stand in the Passture is worth it to me.

How is your CRissmiss?

 Mine is good. 

I gets the best gift ever which is that i did nut have to be rided.

I also gets a bunch of food and grains, and a molebottomy cookie.

I shares with baby warmblud because of the spirit of the holuday.

Anyway i hope all your crissmiss dreams came true.

Wesstern dressahj

I is embarking on a new career apparently. As a wesstern dressahzj horse.

I has already done some wessahzj before so the lerning curve is smol.

This is from a few years back

Mom says this whole new focuss is because I donot has to do cannering any more if I do not want to. And I ashure you i does not want to.

So anyways this is dressahj but is more slower and less "make Roxie do cannerign and big trotting which she does not enjoy." But there is still bending and maybe some neck raining and the same old listening to Mom blahblah like always. 

And also more trail walking and maybe less forever work in the areena.

Roxie vs. Hay Net

Mom does this thing wher she puts some of my hay into a Roxie hay net. 

This is so i cannut scarf all my foods too fast. 

Or at least that is the idea. 

This hay net popped apart due to my Roxie attenshun. 

Those brown parts is the fixes.

Momm has to fix it LOL. 

She doesn't learn tho.

Next time I will popp it more harder.