Yet An Other Trael

I goed on a REEL trael ride! But wen Mom gettded to the barn, i wuz still sleepy an i didn wanna go.

Oh, fine. I will gets up.



Let's go!
I hadda sooper-smart plan wher i was not going to get in the trailur. But this plan got foiled wen Mom had a purse full uv carrots. An wen Hay Lady pushed on my Roxie buttocksie.

So i goed to the park! Woot! Ther wuz a lot of bugs. Bugs annoy me, Roxie.

Can you all see thees bugs!?

An they pritty much ig-nord the Stinky Spray that Mom putded on me.
O wells.
So heer is my traveling companions. Ed an Shannin. Shannin has a horse named Faith an Ed has a horse namd Gin-jer. Here is Shannin an Faith:

An heer is Ed an Gin-jer:

I, Roxie, wuz LEED HORSE!! I has never ever been Leed Horse before. An I was FAST, an i was trying to TROT the hole time! Mom wuz reel happy an proud altho i guess it meens i am not allowd to take new rider peeple on the trael any more. But this is okey, i just like trotting all uvva sudden.
Mom took picsures with the Flash Box while she was riding:

That fense blocks off a shooting range. No one was shooting, tho.



It were nice.
Then i goed back to the Big Field at home. It taked a while cuz Gin-jer was a Gin-jerk abowt getting back in her trailur. But then she got in, so i could get in MY trailur an go to my Horse House. Yup.
Heer is evryone waiting for me to com back in the field. I is grazing tho, cuz the grass is always greener on the other side of the Big Field fense.

An then i goed back in an greeted my NEW man frend. This is Moe. He is a roan, like me! But this is because he is a Appyloosa. Roommate Horse wanted Rex an so he can HAVE her. He will regret that, i ashure you. She is MEEN.


Arent we kyoot??

Other traels

So i gess Mom goed to a plaece wher there is traels. This place is calld . . . um . . . Oz-trael-a?
I gess ther is no horses there tho. Humins must walk traels on there OWN.
But anyhoo. I getted to hang out for som time and NOT be rode, an this is nice. She is bakc though, an talkin abowt starting Lessins agin. >:(
Hmmph.
I wuld post flash box picshures of my Roxie self but i is sheddin an i look funky. Like parts of me is black an parts has long white hairs and som parts is ROAN, which is whut I, Roxie, really is.

Traels

Did you guys know that it is possibul to go on trael rides all by your own Roxie self?
I did not know this.
Ther is traels behind the barn an i has been exploring them. I haev been allowing Mom to ride along cuz she givved me grain foods and Good Girls an so i forgivved her for the vet laydee and the violayshuns of my Roxie mouf. We horses is purty likelee to forgive. We is good at it. But we do NOT forgit! >:(
Anyhoo, yeah. Ther is a rode, and i walks down it. And ther is a field, and i walks in it. An i think ther is trees too but i hasn't gone ther yet. Mom dusn't haev too much tiem latelee.
Whut is "moving?" An why duz it make humin backs hurt?

Ther was this thing, an I hadda go stand in it, an I got sticked, and then I got sleepy.

Until they startded in with the nose tubes. >:(

I think ther was a buzzy thing in my Roxie mouf too but I don't relly rememmer.

I haete Mom. This is her falt. and she isn't relly my mom anyways. My mom is a HORSE. an my real mom wuldn't do this stuffs to me, Roxie.

Haete

I, Roxie, haete wen you think you can trust a persin, exspecially your own persin, an they let you down.
I will explane later.
>:(

I is SOOOOOOOO GOOD

I getted rided yesserday an i did everthing Mom asked! Yup. I evun went frum a walk to a CANNER!! I didn't knoe that I, Roxie, could do that. I mean, I know I can go frum a canner to a walk, that is my FAVORIT thing! Somtimes I will be cannering an I will lissen for Mom to ask me to walk, an she will sit back and down a liddle an I will walk. Somtimes she sez to walk real suttle-like tho, like she will breathe owt and I will be like, "WALKING!" an I will, reel fast, stop cannering an I will walk. Somtimes Mom is not reddy for this an she is liek "OOF!" an then she will complane like she didn't ask me, Roxie, to do it. But I know better. Cuz I am the smartest horse too.
Altho i must menshun that my reward for being SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD was to get my muddie legs an bellie hosed off. I HAETE the water hose an I do the Carousel Horse arown Mom the whole tiem it is happening.
Anyways, after being SOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD I getted to go in the Big Field! Hooray, i did fergit about this!
Rex my boyfrend was out there too. Heer is me flurting.















An heer is me playing hard to get!















Ha ha ha.
Marvy found a skinnie horse to be her boyfrend so this is good, i don't havta share.

Maene

In case any persins wanted a update on my Roxie maene, here we go.

Heer is the off side:

an the neer side:

These wuz taeken abowt a week ago an i am happie to report that I, Roxie, has not sheddid a SINGLE HAIR yet! I luvs my Fashion Coat!