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I, Roxie, has lurned how to get kicked owt of the Horse House barn an into a Horse House run befor I goes to Finishing Skool.



I has also lerned how to BUKC!!





Also, I gets a new haltur in preperayshun for my Roxie trainin time with Trainer Woman.






My new haltur is VERRY pink. An all the boys coms over to see it! :)

Dressahj picsures

As promissed:

whut

It has com to my attenshun that I, Roxie, will soon go to a Trainer Woman.

I do not unnerstand why this is. Obviosly I is Roxie an Roxies do not need training. But I is ashured that Trainer Woman has wacky fences an I will get to lern to jomp them! Hooray!

Mom sez this is "Finishing Skool." That is wen I is lissening. Wen she thinks I is NOT lissening, she calls it "Fat Camp." >:(

Haete

Ther is this bay horse that lives next to me as my neigh-ber, and oooooh I HAETE him. I kicks the fense at him an I reers at him an he dosn't care!! An I bites his face too! I haete him. An he haetes me. But mostly I haete him.
I do. I, Roxie, haetes him. I is big an meen an caypable of haetred.
And any persons who may haev seen me an him playing smoochy kissy-lips this morning befor brekkest? This is a DIRTY LIE.
Do not lissen to anyone who says this an trys to give me, Roxie, a reputayshun.
Cuz I haete him. Really.
Haete. >:(

Dressahj - a sneek peek

I, Roxie, goed an did a DRESSAHJ clinick!

I lerned a lot. Mostlee, that I do not liek dressahj. Ther is tight rains, an spurs, an a wip too. This is far too much work for a Horse Princess. I do not unnerstand whut is so smart an wise abowt a Jessica Wis-dom.

Hhmph.

Mom's frend, my Roxie massager MEEGAN, caem an took loads of picsures. I will post thees at a later date. This is a Roxie promise.

Mini Me

So. I, Roxie, has a mini me. Heer is a picsure of me an mini me Emma.



I is the one on the rite.

She is liek me, but more smaller. An with more wites on her. Oh, an we bites on each other over the fense! Hooray!

Woops

So, it turns out that nocking fences down is not onlee fun, but also can bust things. Not Roxie things, fence-piece things.