It is a TRAVVESTY that this haltur does not come in a Roxie size. :(
Friday, April 15, 2011
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Bloo Sheet
I luvs my Roxie bloo sheet.
I luvs it.
It is a classic peece of fashun.
I will never gets rid of this.
Today mom is all “Roxie you need a new sheet” an I is all “NO NEVER I LUVS MY BLOO SHEET AN WILL NOT EVER GIVE IT UP” and then mom is all “Roxie your bloo sheet has patches and leeks and your butt gets wet when it rains.” And I is all “I DON’T CARE, I LUVS MY BLOO SHEET.” An then she is all “Well I got you a new sheet” and I is all “. . . I’m lissening.”
So mom gets me a new sheet. It is blak and grey with a formy swoosh design that is slenderizing to a Roxie. And it is a SOOPER ROOMIE CUT in teh sholders!
It is a size NINEDY. An it STILL barely covers a Roxie buttocksie! Ha ha ha!
Check it, it is beeyoutiful. 
Fashun is all about trendyness. 
So long, bloo sheet!
Friday, March 11, 2011
Ther is a ROXIE BEER. Monday, March 7, 2011
Mom is try-ing to kill me
So. Mom is trying to kill me, Roxie. I do not like this an I request a rescue from anyone who is willing to saeve me.
Heer is some exsamples of Mom trying to kill me:
1) Mom taeks me on a TRAEL RIDE. An TRAELS IS SCAREY AN WILL KILL ME. Traels is scarey every spring, until I goes out for a few tiemes an I rememmber that traels is no big deel. But Mom an me goes on a trael ride with Leeuh an her horse Fred-Black-Jack. An EVRY THING IS GONNA EET ME. I is all O_O the whole time. Heer is a artist rendishun:
Post scrip: Nothing eets me. But it CULD have happened.
2) Mom puts me in a new bit. It is my Roxie bit that I gets for Crimmis, it is a Kimmer Wick. Well. This Kimmer Wick is AWEFUL! I HAETES IT!!!!!!!!!!! Ther is a big MEEN chain unner my Roxie chin! An when Mom is all “flex at a poll” an I is all “no, I don't wanna, I is Roxie,” this chain BITES me an it is TERRUBBLE!!!!!! Mom is a MEEN MOM an I is going to die a Trajic Roxie Deth if I have to keep flexing at a poll! D:
3) One day, Mom is all “we is gonna jomp” an I is like, “yay! Jomping!” But then she is all, “Roxie you must jomp these barrels with NO stannerds” an I is like, “whut, no! I don't WANNA, I IS ROXIE!!” an then she SPANKS me! An jerks on my Roxie mouf! An I is all “nooooooooooooooooooo, barrels is too hard!” But Mom is like, “you MUST jomp this!” an finely I HAS to. :( An then I is a Good Gurl, an then i rememmber that jomping is fun. But still. This jomping with no stannerds is asking much too much of a Roxie. An I almost dyed, seriosly. Hard works maekes you die Roxie Deth.
I do not want a mom who kills me alla time. This maekes for a Sad Roxie.
Heer is some exsamples of Mom trying to kill me:
1) Mom taeks me on a TRAEL RIDE. An TRAELS IS SCAREY AN WILL KILL ME. Traels is scarey every spring, until I goes out for a few tiemes an I rememmber that traels is no big deel. But Mom an me goes on a trael ride with Leeuh an her horse Fred-Black-Jack. An EVRY THING IS GONNA EET ME. I is all O_O the whole time. Heer is a artist rendishun:
Post scrip: Nothing eets me. But it CULD have happened.
2) Mom puts me in a new bit. It is my Roxie bit that I gets for Crimmis, it is a Kimmer Wick. Well. This Kimmer Wick is AWEFUL! I HAETES IT!!!!!!!!!!! Ther is a big MEEN chain unner my Roxie chin! An when Mom is all “flex at a poll” an I is all “no, I don't wanna, I is Roxie,” this chain BITES me an it is TERRUBBLE!!!!!! Mom is a MEEN MOM an I is going to die a Trajic Roxie Deth if I have to keep flexing at a poll! D:
3) One day, Mom is all “we is gonna jomp” an I is like, “yay! Jomping!” But then she is all, “Roxie you must jomp these barrels with NO stannerds” an I is like, “whut, no! I don't WANNA, I IS ROXIE!!” an then she SPANKS me! An jerks on my Roxie mouf! An I is all “nooooooooooooooooooo, barrels is too hard!” But Mom is like, “you MUST jomp this!” an finely I HAS to. :( An then I is a Good Gurl, an then i rememmber that jomping is fun. But still. This jomping with no stannerds is asking much too much of a Roxie. An I almost dyed, seriosly. Hard works maekes you die Roxie Deth.
I do not want a mom who kills me alla time. This maekes for a Sad Roxie.
Monday, February 7, 2011
Thank U all
Thank U to evryone who gives my Roxie Blog a Roxie award. It is nice that all you peeples likes me, Roxie, as much you do. An as much as I do.
I preefur eeting to bloggin, it is troo.
So heer is a thing for you all. Rememmer back wen Mom had laydees make Roxie model horses?
They is all done. So heer is picsures.
This is the one that is by a Kelly Campbell, Mom finded her on Etsy.com:
This one is by a laydee named Claire Reiger:
It is kind of appy-looking a-cuz of she used picsures of me in winner-time when I gets a Appy Butt.
This one is by a laydee named Shelly. She evun makes me a Roxie haltur :)
An this one is by a Meghann:
Thees is all beeyoutiful.
Let mom know if you wants to know how to talk to any of theese laydees about maeking models of YOUR pony-horses.
I preefur eeting to bloggin, it is troo.
So heer is a thing for you all. Rememmer back wen Mom had laydees make Roxie model horses?
They is all done. So heer is picsures.
This is the one that is by a Kelly Campbell, Mom finded her on Etsy.com:
This one is by a laydee named Claire Reiger:
It is kind of appy-looking a-cuz of she used picsures of me in winner-time when I gets a Appy Butt.
This one is by a laydee named Shelly. She evun makes me a Roxie haltur :)
An this one is by a Meghann:
Thees is all beeyoutiful.
Let mom know if you wants to know how to talk to any of theese laydees about maeking models of YOUR pony-horses.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Veternary Man
A veternary man coms to see me, Roxie, yesserday. So's you all no, I, Roxie, does not LIEK a Veternary Man. They ALLWAYS steal my Roxie bludd. An this time is no diffrint. Except for more leg poking.
Heer is me not trusting a veternary man who is a laydee.
Heer is me not trusting a veternary man who is a laydee.
An heer is me making VIOLINT OBJECTION TO MY BLUDD BEING STOLED!!! >:O
Seriosly. Give me back my bludd.
Any ways. After bludd stealing, there is pushing an poking my back Roxie leg.
I haete this.
Then there is lots of flexing and streching and trodding me. An lunging me. This goes on for EVER. For hours an hours.
I want this to stop. I cannot speek but I can most certinly make "please stop" eyes at the Laydee Veternary Man. 
Theese eyes does not work. :(
I is mad at Mom over this hole thing. An for taeking picsures of my Roxie mizzery. Grain foods after does NOT exscuse this. >:|
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