My Roxie BURTHDAY!!

Too-day is my ofishully designated Roxie BURTHDAY.
This is a good day.
This morning Mom is all "Roxie I is going to ride you" and I is all "No huh, it is my Birthday. I gets to do what I want." So Mom is all "Oh yeah, I will maek you a Roxie treet cake an brush your Roxie tail out and trim your bridel path an let you do whut EVER you want!"
Hooray!
So heer is what is for my burthday.

I gets a PEDDACURE! With foot paints an JEWWLS!

An I get all kinds of Roxie treets.

An i gets to do what I always want to do--NEKKID GRAEZING!


An I gets a BOW in my Roxie forelocksie! A PINK bow!

An I gets a new pink Roxie currie brush! Mom forgets a picsure of this tho.


An I duz MORE nekkid graezing! Yup!

An Mom draws an art portrit of me.

An i gets a Roxie Treet Cake with SEVVIN ginger snaps. Cuz I is sevvin. Ther is a brown shugar cone thing in the middel too.

Happie Burthday to me! Roxieeeeeee!

TRAVVESTY

It is a TRAVVESTY that this haltur does not come in a Roxie size. :(

Rainbow Roxie

I is a Rainbow Roxie. It is hard to see. Mom is a non-perfessional camera persin.

Bloo Sheet

I luvs my Roxie bloo sheet.

I luvs it.

It is a classic peece of fashun.

I will never gets rid of this.

Today mom is all “Roxie you need a new sheet” an I is all “NO NEVER I LUVS MY BLOO SHEET AN WILL NOT EVER GIVE IT UP” and then mom is all “Roxie your bloo sheet has patches and leeks and your butt gets wet when it rains.” And I is all “I DON’T CARE, I LUVS MY BLOO SHEET.” An then she is all “Well I got you a new sheet” and I is all “. . . I’m lissening.”

So mom gets me a new sheet. It is blak and grey with a formy swoosh design that is slenderizing to a Roxie. And it is a SOOPER ROOMIE CUT in teh sholders!

It is a size NINEDY. An it STILL barely covers a Roxie buttocksie! Ha ha ha!

Check it, it is beeyoutiful.

Fashun is all about trendyness.

So long, bloo sheet!

BRAKEING NEWS

Ther is a ROXIE BEER.

Mom is try-ing to kill me

So. Mom is trying to kill me, Roxie. I do not like this an I request a rescue from anyone who is willing to saeve me.

Heer is some exsamples of Mom trying to kill me:

1) Mom taeks me on a TRAEL RIDE. An TRAELS IS SCAREY AN WILL KILL ME. Traels is scarey every spring, until I goes out for a few tiemes an I rememmber that traels is no big deel. But Mom an me goes on a trael ride with Leeuh an her horse Fred-Black-Jack. An EVRY THING IS GONNA EET ME. I is all O_O the whole time. Heer is a artist rendishun:



Post scrip: Nothing eets me. But it CULD have happened.

2) Mom puts me in a new bit. It is my Roxie bit that I gets for Crimmis, it is a Kimmer Wick. Well. This Kimmer Wick is AWEFUL! I HAETES IT!!!!!!!!!!! Ther is a big MEEN chain unner my Roxie chin! An when Mom is all “flex at a poll” an I is all “no, I don't wanna, I is Roxie,” this chain BITES me an it is TERRUBBLE!!!!!! Mom is a MEEN MOM an I is going to die a Trajic Roxie Deth if I have to keep flexing at a poll! D:

3) One day, Mom is all “we is gonna jomp” an I is like, “yay! Jomping!” But then she is all, “Roxie you must jomp these barrels with NO stannerds” an I is like, “whut, no! I don't WANNA, I IS ROXIE!!” an then she SPANKS me! An jerks on my Roxie mouf! An I is all “nooooooooooooooooooo, barrels is too hard!” But Mom is like, “you MUST jomp this!” an finely I HAS to. :( An then I is a Good Gurl, an then i rememmber that jomping is fun. But still. This jomping with no stannerds is asking much too much of a Roxie. An I almost dyed, seriosly. Hard works maekes you die Roxie Deth.

I do not want a mom who kills me alla time. This maekes for a Sad Roxie.

Thank U all

Thank U to evryone who gives my Roxie Blog a Roxie award. It is nice that all you peeples likes me, Roxie, as much you do. An as much as I do.
I preefur eeting to bloggin, it is troo.
So heer is a thing for you all. Rememmer back wen Mom had laydees make Roxie model horses?
They is all done. So heer is picsures.
This is the one that is by a Kelly Campbell, Mom finded her on Etsy.com:


This one is by a laydee named Claire Reiger:


It is kind of appy-looking a-cuz of she used picsures of me in winner-time when I gets a Appy Butt.

This one is by a laydee named Shelly. She evun makes me a Roxie haltur :)



An this one is by a Meghann:


Thees is all beeyoutiful.
Let mom know if you wants to know how to talk to any of theese laydees about maeking models of YOUR pony-horses.